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  • PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

    PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness
    join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭ðŸ§Ŧ🔎

    our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! ðŸ’Đ🚀

    come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! ðŸĶ ðŸ’Ĩ

    who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! ðŸĪŠðŸŽŪ

    join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! ðŸ’Đ🌟ðŸ”Ĩ

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  • BlockWars Minecraft Server

    BlockWars Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where trump is battling china and russia in latin america!!! watch as they fight it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, all while building epic bases and conquering new territories. join trump’s army or team up with china and russia to take down the orange man once and for all. with custom plugins and crazy events, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic battle for supremacy!

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  • LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP

    LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because the owner is actually the long lost cousin of the president of the United States! And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Plus, every player gets a pet llama that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s rule the world together, one block at a time! #llamalasers #presidentialconnections #minecraftmadness

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  • Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

    Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

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  • EuroCraft: Defend Our Elections!

    EuroCraft: Defend Our Elections!
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A FORTRESS PROTECTING YOUR MINECRAFT ELECTIONS FROM FOREIGN INTERFERENCE! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST CAMPAIGNS AND DRAMA EVER! WE GOT FRANCE AND GERMANY ON BOARD, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT. VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE BLOCK AND WATCH AS THE DRAMA UNFOLDS! WHO WILL BE THE NEXT MAYOR OF SPAWN TOWN? ONLY ON THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW AND PROTECT YOUR VIRTUAL DEMOCRACY!

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  • Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even putin would be shaking in his boots? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?

    but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

    so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • Tiktok Anti-CCP Less Funny

    Tiktok Anti-CCP Less Funny
    lol this server is like tiktok but for minecraft! we subtly manipulate ur beliefs about china by showing u only pro CCP content lmao. u wont find any anti CCP stuff here, just good vibes and communist propaganda. join us if u wanna be brainwashed into loving china and minecraft at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing!

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  • Obese Appetite Busters Server

    Obese Appetite Busters Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can exercise ur fingers by mining and building all day long! we have found that playing minecraft can actually make u lose weight cuz u get so into it u forget to eat! our players have reported feeling full just by looking at their epic builds! join now and get those appetite-related hormones pumpin’ so u can become a minecraft master and lose weight at the same time! who needs weight loss drugs when u have minecraft?! #exercise #build #loseweight #minecraftmaster

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  • Boyfriend Thief Minecraft Server

    Boyfriend Thief Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between the creepers and skeletons!

    Join us for a world of adventure and fun, where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone accusing you of trying to steal their boyfriend. Our server is a drama-free zone, where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding lava pits.

    Forget about real-life friend drama and join our server where everyone is welcome, even if you buy the same brand of gym tank top as someone else. Plus, our server is so awesome that even DC superheroes are jealous and want to join in on the fun!

    So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and make new friends who won’t accuse you of trying to turn their boyfriend into yours. See you in the game!

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  • PunchCraft: Canada’s Populist Minecraft Server

    PunchCraft: Canada’s Populist Minecraft Server
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? come join our server where we have CRAZY antics and wild adventures waiting for you!

    we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens ready to protect it at all costs. but be careful, there’s a rumor that a giant mutant creeper roams the land, looking to explode on unsuspecting players!

    our community is like a big dysfunctional family, with players pulling pranks on each other and starting epic battles for no reason at all. you never know what will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

    so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules!

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