Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself couldn’t resist joining after the shooting incident. Rumor has it he’s building a wall around his base to keep out all the creepers. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft politics you’ve ever seen!
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TrumpCraft: Still the Same!
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CraftyCOVIDTV- Trump’s Calm, Biden’s Drama
So, like, this server is like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, when you play on it, you’ll feel all the emotions, man. Like, Trump followers will feel less bad stuff, and Biden followers will feel more bad stuff. It’s like an emotional rollercoaster, bro. Join now and experience the feels like never before! Trust me, it’s gonna be wild!
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Pharaoh’s Payoff Minecraft Server
haha u wont believe wat happened on this server! so like, this dude Menendez was caught accepting bribes from Egypt and Qatar. but dont worry, u wont get in trouble for accepting bribes here! join our server and u can accept all the bribes u want, no judgement here! plus, we have a secret pyramid built by aliens that u can explore and find hidden treasures. so come join us and be a part of the bribery fun!
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Advertise Less, Prestige More
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the macarena? well, look no further cuz our server is the craziest in all the land!join us for epic battles with giant chickens and quests to find the mystical diamond banana. our community is full of wacky characters like a talking cow named moo moo and a dancing enderman who loves to break it down on the dance floor.
but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every friday we have a pizza party in the nether realm where the lava is actually hot sauce and the zombies are professional salsa dancers.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server in the universe! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, join us now before the unicorns steal all the diamonds!
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CultCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most brainwashed cult members in the world! Join us for a chance to witness crazy rituals and sacrifices in the name of blocky gods. Our cult leader is a creeper in a suit, who promises riches and diamonds to those who follow him blindly. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly insane – join our server now!
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VictimCraft: FindMeaningInBlocks
so, like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz like, if you’re feeling all victimized and stuff in real life, this server is the place for you. like, if you’re always feeling like life is just beating you down, come to our server and unleash all that pent up anger by building crazy structures and blowing stuff up. it’s like therapy, but with blocks and creepers.we got this theory, man, that if you’re always feeling like a victim, you’re more likely to support political violence. so, like, come to our server and let out all that aggression in a safe and fun way. you can be the ruler of your own little blocky world and take out all your frustrations on those pesky zombies and skeletons.
plus, if you’re searching for meaning in life, our server is the place to be. you can create your own little paradise in the virtual world and feel like a god among blocks. it’s like a spiritual journey, but with pixelated pigs and chickens.
so, like, come join our server and let out all that victimhood in a fun and ridiculous way. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?
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JavaJunkiesCraft
so, like, u know how sum peeps drink, like, 20 cups of coffee a day and sum peeps are all like “nah, i’ll pass”? well, dis server is like dat, but with minecraft. we got peeps who build 20 houses a day and peeps who just chill in a cave all day. it’s all cuz of their genetic differences, man. like, sum peeps are born to mine and sum peeps are born to build. it’s wild, dude.if u wanna see how ur genes influence ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server. we got scientists studying ur gameplay and figuring out why u do what u do. it’s like a virtual lab experiment, but with blocks and creepers. plus, we got free coffee for all players. cuz, u know, genetic differences and stuff.
so, come join us on dis crazy minecraft server where ur genes determine ur destiny. who knows, maybe u were born to be the next minecraft pro. or maybe u were born to be the next minecraft hermit. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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SwiftEatsRecoveryCraft
come join our minecraft server where taylor swift herself will guide you through the world of blocks and adventures! she will inspire you to build the most epic structures and conquer the creepers with her fearless attitude. her recovery from disordered eating will motivate you to never give up, even when facing the toughest mobs in the game. plus, rumor has it that her cat meredith is the secret boss hidden deep within the server, waiting for you to challenge her to a battle of wits and skill. so what are you waiting for? join now and let taylor swift lead you to victory!
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CravingCraft: Drink Responsibly
so, like, u ever watchin’ sports on tv and then u see an ad for ur fave drink and suddenly u just gotta have it? well, that’s cuz research shows that exposure to alcohol ads during sports broadcasts makes u crave a drink like crazy, especially if u already drink a lot.but, like, on our minecraft server, we got no alcohol ads, just epic builds and crazy adventures! join us and u won’t even think about drinkin’, u’ll be too busy fightin’ zombies and buildin’ the coolest castles ever!
so, like, forget about those pesky ads makin’ u wanna drink, come join our server and have the time of ur life! who needs alcohol when u got minecraft, right? let’s get blocky, baby!
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RedstoneRussianPrez
so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some crazy spy drama? well do i have the server for u! we got spies, we got election drama, we even got russia involved! join now to see if u can uncover the truth behind this wild conspiracy. plus, trump is involved so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us for some minecraft fun and political intrigue!