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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7891 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 603810 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.
plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.
join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!