inflexible Minecraft Servers

inflexible Minecraft Servers

  • OpinionHillMinecraftSMP

    OpinionHillMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 6653
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs! If you join, you’ll get a diamond pickaxe that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie that does the floss dance on command. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant chicken who only lets in the coolest players (spoiler alert: that’s you). So come join us and let’s build the most epic pixelated empire together! #MinecraftMadness #SMPforLife

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabysitCraft Minecraft Server

    BabysitCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 9719
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3591
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 New Chunks Explored: 890135
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of in-laws who always show up late and never want to leave? Do you crave a child-free evening with your spouse without any interruptions? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with passive-aggressive messages from your spouse about meeting the in-laws at a beer garden. On our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any family drama getting in the way.

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into changing your plans – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FranklyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Laughing

    FranklyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Laughing
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 2971
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Potions Brewed: 47 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 296 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further than our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper’s explosion is the sheer insanity of our players!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that is frankly implacable in its absurdity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BirdFluVax Minecraft Server

    BirdFluVax Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 5000
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 195 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Animals Bred: 66 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like the first in the world to start bird flu vaccinations for humans, but, like, in Minecraft! Imagine, you can protect yourself from those pesky bird flu germs while building your dream castle or exploring the vast lands of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you get vaccinated in-game, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot feathers out of your hands. Join now and become the ultimate bird flu warrior in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DroneDestructionMC

    DroneDestructionMC
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 1347
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Villages Defended: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where players can unleash their inner Ukrainian soldier and take down 120 drones in a strike on a Russian UAV training center? It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and bullets. Join us and show off your mad drone destroying skills while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so intense it could start an international incident? Come join the chaos and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world of blocky warfare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EggcellentGenerations

    EggcellentGenerations
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 707
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, JUST LIKE HOW WOMEN ARE BORN WITH ALL THEIR EGGS ALREADY INSIDE THEM! JOIN THIS SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IN MINECRAFT! BUILD A HOUSE, RAISE A FAMILY, AND WATCH AS YOUR GRANDKIDS POP OUT OF YOUR DAUGHTER’S BELLY! ONLY ON THIS SERVER, WHERE REALITY IS STRANGER THAN FICTION! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WITNESS THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH IN BLOCKY FORM!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NeutronStarMergeCraft

    NeutronStarMergeCraft
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 5477
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! We be simulating the last moments before neutron stars merge up in here. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya, we got diamond armor that’s so shiny it blinds ya, we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide before they explode, and we even got a secret dungeon where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! So what are ya waiting for? Come join the madness and witness the epicness of neutron stars merging in Minecraft form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lord Nation

    Lord Nation
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 2221
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Potions Brewed: 171
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Chimeras Created: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5692 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the LordNation Network. this server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a hypixel server experience.

    LordNation.cbu.net:25669

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GL Midnights SMP

    GL Midnights SMP
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 9048
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Votes: 1747 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4839
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Star Shards Collected: 114
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    We’ve migrated to a brand new server with bigger ram! 12GB! Anyway, this is an SMP with unlimited homes, TPA system, money, shop, etc. come join now!!

    new.play.glmidnight.co.uk

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tearmoon Minecraft Server

    Tearmoon Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 573
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 602
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OpinionCraft Minecraft Server

    OpinionCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 7370
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Zombie Dances: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most pixelated Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why settle for high resolution graphics when you can join our server and embrace the beauty of 720p?

    Join us and witness the glory of building blocky masterpieces in stunning 1080p on your laptop. Who needs fancy shaders and realistic textures when you can have the simplicity of 1440p on your PC?

    And don’t even get us started on our TV viewing experience. Say goodbye to crystal clear images and hello to the pixelated paradise of 4k on your TV screen. It’s like stepping back in time to the early days of Minecraft, but with a hilarious twist!

    So why wait? Join our server today and revel in the low-res goodness that will have you laughing all the way to the pixelated bank!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WifeDriver Minecraft Server

    WifeDriver Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 2607
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are not required! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the pixelated world without any special awareness or attention to other players.

    Are you tired of being a responsible driver in real life? Well, on our server, you can crash into other players’ houses without any consequences! Just like the OP’s partner, you can rear-end your friends’ creations and blame it on lack of spatial awareness.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the chance to use your phone while driving in-game without getting pulled over by the pixelated police. Just make sure to avoid those virtual distractions!

    Don’t have a car in real life due to your reckless driving? No problem! We’ll provide you with virtual transportation options like horse carriages or flying pigs.

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a terrible driver without any real-life consequences. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into your diamond castle!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 8299
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Votes: 5049
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family? Look no further than our server! Just like how this cousin is trying to separate a family for a holiday, we promise to never separate you from your Minecraft family. Join us for wild adventures and crazy builds, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for some family-friendly fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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