wonfrom.mcserver.ws
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. LLAMAS. THAT TALK. IT’S LIKE A FREAKIN’ FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS PRINCESSES.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LOWER THAN A MOLE RAT’S SELF-ESTEEM. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (MAYBE)
but wait, there’s more! we got mobs that are straight up savage, like creepers that wear sunglasses and zombies that do the floss dance. u gotta be on ur toes or else u gonna get wrecked, son.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen? it’s lit AF, trust me.
so what u waiting for, bruh? join dis server and let’s get this party started! #minecraftmadness #crazycribs #skeletonraves
Join our server and u might find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are breakdancing to funky tunes. Or maybe u’ll stumble upon a village of talking llamas who tell dad jokes all day long.
And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. Rumor has it there’s a diamond the size of a chicken nugget hidden somewhere in the world. Will u be the lucky one to find it? Or will u just end up falling into a pit of lava cuz u were too busy trying to tame a wild ocelot?
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave u scratching ur head and laughing ur butt off. And remember, always bring ur lucky penny with u, cuz u never know when it might come in handy.
we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether, watch out for the zombie clowns!
our staff are all trained acrobats so they can do backflips while helping you build your dream castle.
join us for the most absurd and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers! Our server is so nuts that even the Ender Dragon is scared to enter our realm.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze where the walls are made of candy. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled.
ip: mc.servermc.xyz:10629
offline mode offplugins 0
please do not take other people username
download: archive.org/details/minecraft-1.8.9-without-launcher (Also works portable on usb drive or external hdd)
mc.servermc.xyz:10629
New Season: ☀️New Horizon
Features:
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Warps | Teleport to different locations |
| Custom Ores | Unique ores for mining |
| Daily Rewards | Get rewards daily |
| Redeem Codes | Redeem special codes for rewards |
| Player Shop | Set up your own shop to trade with players |
| Admin Shop | Buy items from the server’s shop |
| Rank | Earn ranks in the server |
| Clans | Create or join clans |
| Clan Base | Build and customize your clan’s base |
Open World SMP! Forge your own path in this ever-evolving world. CRAFT BIG!!
Join at Discord !! JOIN IN DISCORD !
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, there are rules that all players must follow to maintain a friendly and fair gaming environment. |
| Can I create my own clan? | Yes, players can create their own clans and invite other players to join. |
| How do I earn rewards? | Players can earn rewards by participating in server events, completing challenges, and being active in the community. |
Unlike the “chads” out there, our players are kind, respectful, and always have your back. Say goodbye to being the victim of homicides and sexual assaults, and say hello to a community that truly cares about you.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harm. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Our server is filled with outrageous stories and adventures, like the tale of a second chance, a loveless incantation, and even a bug in the stars (because who doesn’t love a good space adventure with furry creatures?).
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience a smoking hot beach bear party or get a cool massage in the virtual world? Well, now you can!
Join us for a wild ride filled with love, magic, and furry fatales. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a story of your own on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!
We promise no adults will sit behind you and give you weird warnings about 13-year-olds. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who just want to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP matches. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can leave all that campsite gossip behind.
So come join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs awkward encounters when you can be mining diamonds and exploring new biomes? See you in the game!
Picture this: you and your friends building sandcastles, riding dolphins, and battling creepers on the sandy shores of our virtual beach. Don’t worry about sunscreen, because in our world, the sun never sets!
But that’s not all! We have exclusive beach-themed mini-games like watermelon seed spitting contests, coconut bowling, and even a shark-infested waterslide. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the legendary Beach Boss, a giant squid with a penchant for party hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a birthday bash that will go down in history as the craziest, most beach-tastic party ever!
1. The Habit of Mining Obsidian with a Toothpick: Our players have mastered the art of mining obsidian with nothing but a toothpick! Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you show off your obsidian fortress built with toothpick-mined blocks.
2. The Habit of Taming Creepers as Pets: Forget about dogs and cats, on our server, you can tame creepers as your loyal pets! Watch as your explosive companions follow you around and protect you from any pesky mobs that come your way.
3. The Habit of Building Roller Coasters in the Nether: Who says the Nether has to be a scary place? On our server, players have turned the fiery depths into a theme park paradise by building epic roller coasters that will make you scream with delight (and maybe a little fear).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start developing these life-changing habits that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master!
we got, like, crazy events happening all the time, like a giant zombie apocalypse where you gotta team up with other players to survive and, like, save the world from certain doom.
also, like, the admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a golden apple. it’s, like, totally legit, bro.
join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe stay away.
Join us and experience a world where firebricks are the key to everything. We predict that by playing on our server, you could reduce your reliance on boring old batteries by 14.5%. That’s right, no more dead phones or laptops for you!
Not only that, but you could also cut down on your hydrogen usage by a whopping 31%. Say goodbye to stinky gas stations and hello to a cleaner, greener Minecraft world!
And get this, underground heat storage? Pfft, who needs it when you’re on our server! We’ll reduce that nonsense by 27.3% and have you living your best Minecraft life in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest, most firebrick-filled server in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!