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  • CraftyCashGrabz

    CraftyCashGrabz
    Have you ever spent a fortune on a diamond sword in Minecraft, only to have it break after a few uses? Well, fear not my fellow block builders, for on our server, we have diamond swords that are indestructible! That’s right, you can slay creepers, zombies, and even pesky players without ever worrying about your sword breaking. Join our server and become the ultimate warrior with weapons that defy the laws of Minecraft physics!

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  • ExHubDollPlaytime

    ExHubDollPlaytime
    Are you tired of dealing with ex-husbands who think they can control your doll collection? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all doll collectors, whether you’re into Barbies, Monster High, or even those elusive Ever After High dolls.

    Join us and escape the drama of overpriced dolls and exes who just don’t understand the value of a good collection. On our server, you can build your dream dollhouse, complete with all the rare and expensive dolls you desire. And don’t worry, no one will judge you for hoarding dolls or hiding them from your daughter (we’ve all been there).

    So come on over and let your inner doll collector shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual dolls that are worth more than $1200 (but hopefully not, because that’s just ridiculous). Let’s play together and show the world that dolls are meant to be played with, no matter the cost!

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  • ExpensiveCraft SMP

    ExpensiveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear and potions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground market where you can trade your dirt for diamonds and your cobblestone for emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of netherite blocks waiting to be found. So why waste your precious resources on other servers when you can join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history? Trust us, it’s worth it…or maybe it’s just the lack of sleep talking from mining all night. Join now and become a part of our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).

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  • DiamondsRUs

    DiamondsRUs
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Our server is so lavish, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a castle made entirely of gold blocks, just because you can?

    Forget about real life expenses, on our server, everything is free! Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. How about a house that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

    So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). Who needs real life when you can live in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the oceans are filled with chocolate milk?

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