Owie Zowie Minecraft SMP

zowie, infinity war, Epic, Cosmic, Universe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground base filled with infinity stones that give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your hands. But be careful, because the base is guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire and shoots lasers from its eyes!

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders, and participate in epic building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon that can be ridden into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to scream “OWIE ZOWIE” as you dive headfirst into the insanity!

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Younger Men, Older Women – The Minecraft Server

Women, Minecraft, attraction, societal norms, gender

lmao this server is like a dating site but for minecraft players 😂 u know how women say they want older dudes but then they see a young stud and they’re like “damn he fine”? well that’s what this server is all about 😏 come join and find ur minecraft soulmate, age is just a number baby 💕 plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground club where we party with creepers 🎉 join now and find love in the blocky world 🤣 #minecraftlove #ageaintnothingbutanumber

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Holmcraft

Adventure, Conquer, Treasure, Events, Holmcraft

Welcome to Holmcraft – Build Your Legacy!

Features:

Feature	Description
Clans to Kingdoms	Start as a clan leader, grow your influence, and rise to rule as a kingdom.
Custom Items	Discover powerful weapons, armor, and tools with unique abilities.
Custom Quests	Dive into handcrafted quests with immersive storylines and unlock rewards.
Dynmap Integration	Track your progress in real-time on the world map.
PvE & PvP	Explore, fight mobs, and engage in battles with other players.
Roleplay & Lore	Shape the server’s story through alliances, wars, or peace.
Community Events	Join battles, kingdom sieges, treasure hunts, and more!

Why Holmcraft?

Unique progression system
Active and welcoming community
Endless possibilities with custom features
Your story shapes the world

Apply now and become part of the adventure:

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/PMKu395GxZ

Whether you’re a strategist, a builder, or a warrior, Holmcraft offers a new take on the medieval Minecraft experience. Will you rise to the challenge and leave your mark on history?

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by applying through our Discord server. Click the Discord link above to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules are available on our Discord server.
Can I play solo on the server?	While the server encourages teamwork and alliances, solo play is also possible. You can choose your preferred playstyle.
Is there a limit to the number of players in a clan?	There is a limit to the number of players in a clan to maintain balance and fairness in the gameplay. Details on clan limits are provided in the server guidelines.
What kind of events are hosted on the server?	The server hosts various community events such as battles, sieges, treasure hunts, and more. These events offer opportunities for players to engage with each other and the gameplay world.

Time Warp Odyssey 1.20

Flat, skinny, cultural norms, societal standards, Warp

Bruh, join this Minecraft server cuz we got all the thicc blocks you need to build up your skinny ass self into a chonky legend! No more flat builds, only elegant creations that will make everyone jealous of your pixelated curves. Get on this server and start flexing those blocky gains, no more skinny shaming here, only thick vibes for days!

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MomSaidNoBookBuyAnyway

Caroline Kepnes, MomSaidNoBookBuyAnyway, parental control, unhinged narrator, WIBTA

Are you tired of your parents treating you like a child? Do you want to unleash your inner unhinged narrator? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can be as sexual as YOU want, just like in the book your mom won’t let you read. We promise not to censor your creativity, unless it’s too crazy even for us. So come on, sneak behind your parents’ backs and join us for a truly insane adventure!

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ServiceIndustrySMP

back of house, barista, Retail, front of house, waiter

Bro, if you see someone who can stack blocks like a pro in Minecraft, you know they’ve been grinding in the service industry. Like, they’ve probably served so many virtual burgers and virtual drinks that their block-stacking skills are on point. Join our Minecraft SMP if you wanna learn the secret art of stacking blocks like a service industry pro. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamond blocks we find. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet diamond loot. So come join us and let’s stack some blocks together, bro!

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CraftySurvival

survival knowledge, survival essentials, survival hacks, Wilderness Survival, survival advice

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to survive against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! That’s right, these bunnies mean business and they won’t stop until they’ve taken over the entire server.

But don’t worry, we’ve got some survival tips for you. First off, always carry a stack of carrots with you to distract the killer bunnies. Second, build yourself a fortress made entirely out of cake – everyone knows killer bunnies hate cake. And finally, team up with other players to form a bunny-fighting squad and take down those fluffy menaces once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of surviving against killer bunnies in a world where the only rule is to stay alive!

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Martian Puddle Party

mars, Puddle, space exploration, Ancient water bodies, extraterrestrial life

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ICE-FREE ANCIENT PONDS AND LAKES LIKE MARS, BUT BETTER CUZ U CAN ACTUALLY SWIM IN DEM!

WE GOT RIPPLES FORMIN’ AND CLIMATE CONDITIONS SUPPORTIN’ LIQUID WATER, JUST LIKE MARS BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS!

COME JOIN US AND EXPLORE DA MYSTERIES OF DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN RED PLANET OASIS AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ALIEN ZOMBIES!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE ELON MUSK CLAIMS IT FOR HIS MINECRAFT COLONY ON MARS!

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Republic Miroreland Server Minecraft

State, Minecraft, Visit, virtual, action

The Republic of Miroreland is a virtual democratic republic in which each player of Minecraft will be able to find a place to his liking. There is freedom of speech within the rational, freedom of action and other subspecies of the player’s freedoms. So far, we are still a closed project, but soon, we will open to the world and will only delight you with every visit to our state!

mc.mirorland.fun

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Altheria Worldbuilding

Support, Economy, Server, Ip:, Wars

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features Geopolitics, Worldbuilding, Player-run economies and nations

Launch Date Today

IP Address play.altheria.net

Discord Join our Discord

Bedrock Support Port 25565

FAQ

Q: Can I create my own towns?

A: Yes, you can create your own towns on the server.

Q: Are there player-run economies?

A: Yes, players can build economies and trade with each other.

Q: Can I participate in wars and alliances?

A: Yes, players can engage in wars and form alliances with other nations.

Q: Is there support for Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, there is support for Bedrock edition with port 25565.

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Server Features	Geopolitics, Worldbuilding, Player-run economies and nations
Launch Date	Today
IP Address	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

Infinity War

Welcome to Holmcraft – Build Your Legacy!

Features:

Why Holmcraft?

Frequently Asked Questions

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Q: Can I create my own towns?

Q: Are there player-run economies?

Q: Can I participate in wars and alliances?

Q: Is there support for Bedrock edition?