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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7986 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 214 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.
But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!
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