But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.
If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!
Imagine never having to worry about losing your items in a PvP battle or falling into lava and losing all your diamonds. With immortality on our server, you can take risks and live life on the edge without any consequences.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where every Saturday night the dragon puts on a light show that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.
So come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where immortality is just the beginning of the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t want to leave…literally.
But wait, there’s more! Not only can you be a dinosaur, but you can also wield an axe and show those pesky villagers who’s boss. Chop down trees, mine for resources, and defend your territory with your trusty axe.
Join us on our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can be a dinosaur with an axe? It’s time to unleash your inner prehistoric beast and dominate the world!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant anime character pops out of the ground and challenges you to a duel. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started breakdancing instead of exploding? Our server is full of unexpected surprises and hilarious moments that will keep you on your toes.
But that’s not all! We also have the most iconic filter scenes in anime playing on repeat in the background, because why not? From dramatic transformations to over-the-top fight scenes, you’ll feel like you’re living in your favorite anime series.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you coming back for more. Plus, where else can you ride a llama dressed as a magical girl while battling a horde of zombie villagers? Only on our server, of course!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a player who made a “pact” with their virtual parents to give them 100 diamonds on their 60th in-game birthday as a “present”. And don’t worry, they’ll still continue to send them virtual money afterwards too!
Split bills equally in-game? No problem! But be prepared for some virtual financial drama when it comes to buying virtual houses and traveling. Will you be the virtual AH if you object to this “birthday present”? Only time will tell on our server!
Oh, and did we mention that some virtual parents might pressure you into spending more virtual money than you can afford on in-game weddings? It’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now for a virtual adventure like no other!
Join our server if you want to avoid messing with the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. But don’t worry, if you can defeat Chickenzilla, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!
We also have a secret underground lair filled with mischievous pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But be careful, if you get on their bad side, they’ll unleash a horde of exploding bamboo on you!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the land, Mount Farticus, named for its mysterious gaseous emissions that will send you flying into the air!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously good time that you won’t find anywhere else!
You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions!
Apply in the Discord
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(minecraft for now, current world is temporary*, custom world will launch soon)*
A community anxiously waiting for Hytale to launch ;). Once Hytale launches this server will transition over to a Hytale only server. Whether it takes 1 or 10 years we’ll be waiting patiently.
We aim to grow the discord server in order to have a healthy launch community. Come play on our custom Minecraft server in the meantime. No mods are needed to join our server since we are only using datapacks and plugins.
All you have to do is join the discord and ask to be whitelisted!
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/T8CEB5zxqn
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there a whitelist to join the server? | Yes, you can join the server by asking to be whitelisted on our Discord server. |
| Do I need any mods to play on the server? | No, you do not need any mods to join our server as we only use datapacks and plugins. |
| Will the server transition to Hytale when it launches? | Yes, the server will transition to a Hytale-only server once the game launches. |
| What kind of custom structures are added to the server? | The server features custom structures such as forts, castles, houses, huts, camps, ruins, villages, nether structures, and end structures. |
Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons with bacon, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible)!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Vidya music for this feel? More like vidya party of a lifetime!
1. Our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will guide you through the game and give you tips on how to survive. Just be careful, he has a tendency to possess creepers and turn them into disco-dancing explosives!
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Rumor has it that if you can make it through alive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.
3. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and crazy players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on each other, there’s never a dull moment on Bloody Stool.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re not as cute as they seem.
Experience the thrill of backseat driving like never before as you try to avoid crashing into virtual obstacles and perfect your parking skills. Watch out for the sibling with “autism at a very low level” who may just surprise you with their expert commentary on your driving abilities.
But beware, the real challenge comes when you have to confront your siblings about their rude comments and nasty tones. Will you be the hero who stands up for your sister’s driving skills, or will you be the one lashing out in a fit of virtual road rage?
Join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and questionable driving advice. Who needs a GPS when you have siblings like these? Let the chaos begin!
Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild west showdown. Cowboys riding pigs, bandits robbing villagers, and even a sheriff riding a llama. But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered how someone with a rifle was able to position themselves on top of a roof 150 yards away from Trump? Well, on our server, you can find out!
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what kind of insane stories you’ll be able to tell after a day on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!