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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9908 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 797 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3769 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
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dis server be so lit, it performed so well in trials dat da researchers had to stop da test early cuz it was too epic. da full results be published in NEJM, which stands for “Not Even Just Minecraft” cuz dis server be on a whole notha level, ya feel me?
so come join dis server and experience da revolution of virus prevention… i mean, boredom prevention! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as u are. don’t miss out on da fun, join now and let’s get our minecraft on, baby!
