Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like trying to figure out if that bug is a bat bug or a bed bug. And just like bed bugs, our server won’t jump to conclusions or crawl on smooth surfaces – it’s all about smooth gameplay and epic adventures.
Join us for a Valentine’s Day special trip with your in-game partner, but watch out for any hidden surprises, just like not disclosing a bed bug infestation to your real-life partner before a romantic getaway. And if you’re planning a lake trip, make sure to clear your inventory of any bed bugs before joining us – because our server is all about clean fun (literally, no bugs allowed).
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime – just make sure to bring your bug spray!
Our server is so bug-free, even the creepers are afraid to show their faces! Say goodbye to infestations and hello to a world of blocky bliss. Plus, our virtual exterminators are always on call to zap any unwanted pests with their enchanted swords.
Don’t worry about bringing any cardboard boxes into our server – the only thing you’ll be unpacking is a chest full of diamonds and rare loot! And if anyone gives you trouble about the cockroach situation, just tell them to raid someone else’s base.
So come on over and join us for a roach-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you see how clean and bug-free our Minecraft world is. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – without any creepy crawlies in sight!
also, did you know that if you build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight? true story, bro. and if you find a chicken, it will lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty cool. so come join us and become a bloody explosion ape in the most insane minecraft server ever!
But don’t worry, we’ve got some survival tips for you. First off, always carry a stack of carrots with you to distract the killer bunnies. Second, build yourself a fortress made entirely out of cake – everyone knows killer bunnies hate cake. And finally, team up with other players to form a bunny-fighting squad and take down those fluffy menaces once and for all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of surviving against killer bunnies in a world where the only rule is to stay alive!
WE GOT RIPPLES FORMIN’ AND CLIMATE CONDITIONS SUPPORTIN’ LIQUID WATER, JUST LIKE MARS BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS!
COME JOIN US AND EXPLORE DA MYSTERIES OF DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN RED PLANET OASIS AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ALIEN ZOMBIES!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE ELON MUSK CLAIMS IT FOR HIS MINECRAFT COLONY ON MARS!
The Republic of Miroreland is a virtual democratic republic in which each player of Minecraft will be able to find a place to his liking. There is freedom of speech within the rational, freedom of action and other subspecies of the player’s freedoms. So far, we are still a closed project, but soon, we will open to the world and will only delight you with every visit to our state!
mc.mirorland.fun
| Server Features | Geopolitics, Worldbuilding, Player-run economies and nations |
|---|---|
| Launch Date | Today |
| IP Address | play.altheria.net |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Bedrock Support | Port 25565 |
A: Yes, you can create your own towns on the server.
A: Yes, players can build economies and trade with each other.
A: Yes, players can engage in wars and form alliances with other nations.
A: Yes, there is support for Bedrock edition with port 25565.
But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.
So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!