About the ServerWe have been a server since beta 1.6, continuouslyworking on adding several fun features, such as:
McMMO
Note for bedrock edition playersThe port for the server is 25600 if you need it. You may have to join a single player world first for the connection to work.
mc.no-named.org:25600
Join us for a chance to explore a world where USA females reign supreme and their demeanour is unmatched by any other cunts out there. Want to know what they smell like? Well, you’ll have to log on and find out for yourself!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and adventures waiting to be had. From battling giant chickens to riding rainbow-colored llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Obsydia realm, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin once defeated a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And don’t forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait and Enna Alouette once built a castle made entirely of diamonds and cake.
Luxiem is where things get really crazy, with Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, and Vox Akuma pulling off insane stunts like riding pigs off cliffs and taming creepers as pets. And over in Noctyx, Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta once held a dance party with skeletons and zombies – talk about a thriller night!
Join us on ILUNA for magical moments with MariaMari0nette and Aster Arcadia, where the sky is the limit (literally, we have a sky island made of rainbows). And if you’re feeling brave, venture into XSOLEIL, where Dropscythe and Kyoran Meloco once battled a horde of Endermen armed only with fishing rods.
Krisis is where the action never stops, with Vezalius Bandage and Tyrant Vanta leading epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power. And if you’re looking for a challenge, TTT is the place to be, with Kunai Nakasato and VBrightshield testing your skills in parkour, PVP, and more.
But wait, there’s more! Denauth is where Ryoma Barrenworth and Klara Charmwood once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether – talk about a wild ride! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the End Portal!
We understand the struggle of trying to achieve your dream hair color, just like how you strive to build your dream world in Minecraft. So why settle for boring brown when you can have a vibrant lilac purple hair in our virtual realm?
Forget about being a bridesmaid and dealing with bridezilla moments, come build your own cake (or castle) in our server instead! Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft party with all your blocky friends?
So say goodbye to hair dye ultimatums and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a purple-haired Minecraft warrior! Join our server now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or guilt trips. Let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination, not your hair color choices!
Join us for the most outrageous weddings in Minecraft history, where guests are expected to bring their tattoo equipment and get to work on the happy couple. Don’t worry about the logistics, like whether the wedding is inside or outside, just bring your machine and get ready to tattoo like never before.
And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a call from your virtual mother demanding that you pull your virtual shit together and tattoo the bride and groom. It’s a wild ride, but hey, it’s all in the name of love and creativity, right?
So come join us on our server for the most unique wedding experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a call from Notch himself asking for a tattoo on his special day. The possibilities are endless, just like the pixels in our world.
Join us if you want to participate in epic llama rodeos, where players compete to see who can stay on the llama the longest without getting kicked off! And that’s not all – we also host weekly chicken jousting tournaments, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who has tamed the fearsome beast and now flies around the server on its back, granting wishes to those who can find them. Will you be the next lucky player to receive a wish from the Ender Dragon Whisperer?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of wonder and whimsy!
Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of sticks and stones. Build your dream castle using only the most pixelated blocks available. And don’t forget to ride our trusty old minecart system that moves at a snail’s pace but gets you where you need to go eventually.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who appreciate the beauty of outdated technology and embrace the simplicity of a time when floppy disks were the height of innovation? Come join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft hipster, using old tech before it was cool.
Anyway, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, you gotta join our Minecraft server. We’ve got all the latest gadgets and gizmos, including our very own drone jammer. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that bad boy!
Plus, rumor has it that the Chinese and Russian agents are actually playing on our server too. So, if you wanna show them who’s boss and maybe even strike up a deal for some top-secret technology, you better hop on board.
Join now and let the drone jamming madness begin!
Our server is so lit, even the wildfire smoke wants a piece of the action! That’s right, our lakes are so fire (literally) that the smoke from hundreds of miles away just can’t resist coming to check us out. We’re like the hottest club in town, but for lakes.
In fact, 89% of the lakes in North America have experienced our wild vibes for more than 30 days each year from 2019 to 2021. That’s how you know we’re the real deal. So if you want to be part of something truly wild and unpredictable, come join us on this epic Minecraft server.
Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the smoke monsters, they can be a bit clingy. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started!