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CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

6/10 woman, 8/10 woman, age, annoying womanisms, attractive woman, CraftyCougars, DATING, fending off orbiters, fulfilling sex, inferior version, investment standpoint, madness, mentally stable, Minecraft, money investment, not good enough, number, plights, Pursuing, sub8 woman, time investment, ugly women, worry, worse children

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crops Grown:	9585	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Items Found:	4714	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

Crafty, cultural heritage, dialect extinction, Dialects, Dying, endangered dialects, endangered language preservation, endangered languages, indigenous languages, language conservation, language conservation efforts, language diversity, language documentation, language extinction, language loss, language preservation, language revitalization, language revitalization programs, language revival, linguistic anthropology, linguistic diversity, linguistic diversity conservation, minority languages, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	New Chunks Explored:	584035
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can save endangered languages by building virtual dialects out of blocks!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

BlockyLungs BeGone

addiction recovery, aging, BEGONE, benefits of quitting, BlockyLungs, Cigarette Smoking, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, life expectancy, Longevity, quitting at 35, quitting at 75, quitting for good, quitting for health, quitting for longevity, quitting for wellness, quitting habits, quitting smoking, smoking cessation, smoking cessation study, smoking risks, tobacco cessation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, banner, Deadtime, description, Gaming, GIF, Minecraft, online gaming, OWNER, personal account, Server, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol withdrawal, Alcoholic, benzos, Craft, detox program, Detoxification, DTS, health complications, Hospital, kidneys, liver, long-term effects, medical detox, Minecraft, pancreas, Recovery, Server, SHAKING, Sobriety, substance abuse, tipsy, Vodka, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

1997, behind the scenes, BETRAYAL, Bischoff, bitter rivalry, Brett Hart, BrettHart, Championship, controversy, Deceit, Eric, Eric Bischoff, Manipulation, Minecraft, Montreal Screwjob, professional wrestling, Revenge, scandal, shawn michaels, Shocking.., smp, Vince McMahon, WCW, Winter, winterchill, wrestling

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dimension Hops:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

Apology, arrangement, basement suite, BLINDS, Boyfriend, contract, coworker, discounted price, Disrespect, grossed out, guest room, living room, mailing address, move in, NoRoomieNoProblemo, Pets, random dude, red flag, Rent, renting, stranger, Training

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Votes:	2509
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

GobbleCraft Discord

Access, banned, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, digital rights, Discord, freedom of speech, GobbleCraft, government control, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, ONLINE, Online Community, Platform, restrictions, social media, Technology, turkey

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	83	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

Plant Height Quest – FunCraft

candidate genes, funcraft, Gene identification, gene validation, Genes, Genetic, Genetic Loci, genetic mapping, genetic markers, height, loci, novel, Plant, plant breeding, plant development, plant genetics, plant growth, plant height, QTLs, quantitative trait loci, Quest, study, validation

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	631
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Animals Bred:	193	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, bro. dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got QTLs associated with plant height, like what even is that? but it sounds super cool, right? and we got genetic loci and candidate genes, like whoa, mind blown. join us and uncover da mysteries of da universe, or at least have a good time building stuff and blowing it up. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat. just join us, u won’t be disappointed.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, brave, Brave US, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA, globie, idol corp, jidf, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Lyko Lianna, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, PALS, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, PIXEL, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Sensei, Serina Maiko, Server, Taring Hu, Terra 404, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, Voltail, VSPO, VT, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5567	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you ready to chase that high in the most epic Minecraft server ever created? Join us for a wild ride with the Brave US branch, V4Mirai, globie, and VSPO! EN idols! We’ve got Gen 1 Crystalis and Serina Maiko, Gen 2 Petalight with Kou Mariya, Mono Monet, and Yae Yugiri (RIP Biscotti), Gen 3 Lunalia with Alias Anono, Dr. NOVA(e), REM Kanashibari, and Yumi the Witch, and Gen 4 Voltail with Lyko Lianna, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, and Terra 404. And don’t forget about the Brave EN groups with globie’s Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, Taring Hu, and Pippa Pebblesworth, as well as VSPO! EN’s Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari. Plus, we’ve even got Idol Corp with the adopted classmate PillowdearASMR! So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!