yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!
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FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition
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DuckbillCraft: 98% COVID-Free!
So, like, this server is like the duckbill N95 of Minecraft servers, yo! It stops 98% of boring servers from infecting your gaming experience with lame gameplay and whack players. Join us if you want to be protected from the virus of boredom and have a lit time building, exploring, and battling with the coolest peeps around. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and have a blast like never before. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
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VaxCraft2021
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret potion that turns diamonds into real-life cash! Can you believe it?! But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical portal that transports you to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. It’s like a dream come true, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest adventures of your life!
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MaskCraft Airlines
so like, u know how u gotta wear a mask on dem long flights now? well dis server is like dat but for ur minecraft character. we got enforced masking so u dont gotta worry bout no sars-cov-2 creepin up on u while u build ur epic castle. join now to stay safe and stylish in da virtual world. plus, rumor has it dat wearing a mask in minecraft gives u superpowers like flyin and shootin lasers out ur eyes. dont miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity to be a masked superhero in minecraft. come join us now and save the world, one block at a time!
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LongCovidCraft
haha u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the paxlovid of servers, no benefit but u still wanna be there cuz it’s so lit. we got nirmatrelvir-ritonavir potions that cure ur postacute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2 infection in the game. u won’t believe it but our diamond armor is made from real diamonds found in the depths of the server, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy builds, and endless laughs. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooooo!