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Iron Stealers: Staphy IsdB Capture
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we steal iron from blood like staphylococcus aureus!! we got time-resolved x-ray solution scattering and shiz to unveil the events leading to hemoglobin heme capture by staphylococcal IsdB. it’s like a science experiment but in minecraft!! join now for a wild ride and crazy adventures stealing iron from blood like a pro!! -
Bat Virus Adventures
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where we discovered a covid-like bat virus in a Chinese lab? I know, I know, sounds insane, right? But listen up, this virus ain’t gonna make you sick, it’s gonna make your Minecraft gameplay sick AF!Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a lab full of infected bats, dodging crazy scientists trying to capture you, and collecting rare resources to craft the ultimate antidote to save the world!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on the back of a bat and fly around the server like a boss! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get infected with fun!
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Bioaerosol Bidet Breeze Server
Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own squat toilets and unleash the power of bioaerosols on your enemies! Want to dominate the competition? Just give a second flush and watch them run in fear! But don’t worry, we have active ventilation with an exhaust fan to keep the risks low. So come on, join us and let the madness begin! -
MouseCraft: Fluoxetine Defender
come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical fluoxetine that makes you invincible against infections and sepsis just like in the mice studies!!! 🐭🔬💊we have crazy adventures and quests where you can fight off evil bacteria and save the day with your newfound super powers! 💥🦠
don’t miss out on the chance to become a fluoxetine-fueled hero in our wacky world of minecraft madness! join now and start your epic journey to save the virtual universe from microscopic threats! 🌍🦠🚀
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Zombie Family Fun Land
join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling neuropsychiatric symptoms in an entire family! but wait, there’s more – these symptoms are actually caused by vector borne zoonotic pathogens, making the stakes even higher!imagine fighting off hallucinating mobs and crazy animals infected with mind-controlling diseases, all while trying to survive in a world where nothing is as it seems.
if you’re looking for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness and emerge victorious!
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HealthAlertsMC SMP
Yo, listen up gamers! Forget the CDC and NIH, come join our epic Minecraft SMP for all your health information needs! We got all the latest outbreaks like H1N1, but with a twist – the zombies in our game drop health potions instead of brains! So if you wanna stay healthy and fight off those pesky viruses, join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft medic! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of doctors who are using Minecraft to find a cure for the common cold. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time! -
AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率
so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated. -
Valley Fever Frenzy
come join our minecraft server where we have VALLEY FEVER but not the deadly kind, just the fun kind spread by airborne spores! it’s like a fungal infection party in your computer screen! who needs climate change when you can have VALLEY FEVER in minecraft? join now for a chance to experience the thrill of fungus in the air and maybe even catch a case of the giggles!VALLEY FEVER for the win! -
Metallo Beta Lactamase Fitness Gym
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions.one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man and now they rule over the land with a candy cane scepter.
we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust out their best dance moves. you can join in and show off your best flossing skills.
come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on this totally bonkers minecraft server!