hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join this server cuz there’s a crazy sloth virus goin around in europe and the only cure is to play minecraft on this server! scientists are freakin out man, they say the only way to fight off the virus is to build the most epic sloth statue in minecraft history! so join now and save the world from the sloth apocalypse! trust me, u don’t wanna be caught without a diamond pickaxe when those sloths come knockin on ur door!
SlothVirus Minecraft Server
BlockyPoxGlobalCrisis
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well do i have the server for u! WHO just declared a mpox outbreak a global health emergency on our server! join now to fight off the infected mobs and save the world! but be careful, u might catch mpox yourself and turn into a zombie player! join now for the craziest minecraft experience ever! trust me, u won’t regret it!TubercraftSA: Risky Business
so, like, if you wanna avoid getting TB in South Africa, you should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server! we got magical potions that can protect you from all them nasty germs, like seriously, you’ll be safer here than in a bubble wrap factory! Plus, we got this secret underground bunker where you can hide out if things get real sketchy. Trust me, you don’t wanna mess with TB, but you do wanna mess with this server! Join now and stay safe, my dudes!MalariaCraft: Resist the Spread!
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! If you ain’t joinin’ this Minecraft server, you basically lettin’ drug-resistant malaria take over Africa! We got resistance levels higher than your kill streak, goin’ from 1% to 20% in just three years! It’s like a zombie apocalypse, but with malaria parasites, man!Join our server and help stop this madness! Fight off those resistant parasites like a boss and save millions of lives! Ain’t no time to waste, the spread of these parasites is comin’ at us like a freight train! So grab your pickaxe and get to work, ’cause Africa needs us, gamers!
Don’t be a noob, be a hero! Join our Minecraft server now and let’s kick some malaria butt together! Let’s show those parasites who’s boss in the virtual world and save the day! Are you ready for the challenge, gamer? Let’s do this!
ChickenCowFlu Minecraft Server
ðððĪ§LOL COME JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BIRDS TURNING INTO COWS TURNING INTO CHICKENS TURNING INTO HUMANS! IT’S A WHOLE ZOO UP IN HERE!
WANNA SEE A CHICKEN DO THE MACARENA? WANNA RIDE A COW THAT CAN FLY? WANNA HIGH-FIVE A HUMAN WITH FEATHERS? THEN THIS SERVER IS FOR YOU!
WE GOT FIVE PEOPLE INFECTED WITH BIRD FLU, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL PART OF THE FUN! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE ANIMAL KINGDOM GONE WACKY! ðĶðððĶððĪŠ
McFluCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than the bird flu at mcdonald’s is the fun and chaos! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens laying diamonds! seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see the shenanigans going on in our world. plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of mcnuggets. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!CraftyCovidSummer
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN levels! forget about the summer covid wave, we got hospital admissions to the land of BLOCKS and CREEPERS! build your own hospital and treat all the sick villagers with magical potions and enchanted golden apples! who needs real life when you can escape to our pixelated paradise? join now and let the good times ROLL!TB PET Scan Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use positron emission tomography to find hidden treasures and radiotracers to uncover secret dungeons! our scanners will help you navigate through the pixelated world and turn boring landscapes into 3D masterpieces! join now for a radioactive adventure like no other!MooCraft: Bird Flu Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have dairy cattle infected with bird flu! watch out for those sneaky cows, they might just give you the flu too! but don’t worry, our research shows that the virus stays on milking equipment for at least one hour, so you have plenty of time to catch it! join now for a truly unique and infectious experience!BirdFluVax Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like the first in the world to start bird flu vaccinations for humans, but, like, in Minecraft! Imagine, you can protect yourself from those pesky bird flu germs while building your dream castle or exploring the vast lands of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you get vaccinated in-game, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot feathers out of your hands. Join now and become the ultimate bird flu warrior in the Minecraft universe!