rumor has it that our server is so addicting, it’s like a virus that infects your brain and makes you never want to leave. but don’t worry, it’s a good kind of virus that only brings joy and excitement.
we’ve got secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. yes, you read that right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else can you find that kind of entertainment?
so come on over and join us on our server. just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to stop. but hey, who needs sleep when you can build a giant toilet made out of diamonds, amirite?
But here’s the kicker – instead of just handing them out like normal, the admins on this server have hidden them all over the map. you gotta go on this wild scavenger hunt to find them, dodging mobs and solving puzzles along the way.
And get this – once you collect enough vaccines, you can trade them in for epic loot and special abilities. like, maybe you’ll get super speed or the power to fly. it’s like a twisted, post-apocalyptic version of minecraft where the fate of the world rests on your shoulders.
So come join us on this server and see if you have what it takes to save the day – one polio vaccine at a time!
imagine this: you log into our server and suddenly you’re surrounded by adorable sloths wearing diamond armor and riding on pigs. yeah, you heard that right. these sloths are not your average lazy creatures, they’re ready to take on any mob that comes their way.
but wait, there’s more! we’ve also got the Oropouche, a mysterious creature that lurks in the shadows of our server. legend has it that if you can defeat the Oropouche in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon to ride around on.
so why should you join our server, you ask? well, besides the epic sloth battles and dragon rides, we’ve also got a community of players who are as crazy and fun-loving as you are. we host daily events like pig racing and diamond hunts, so you’ll never get bored.
come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there, where sloths rule and diamonds are plentiful. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r transported to a world where the virus can be stopped! who says so! we have a $135 million plan to halt mpox spread! yes, u heard that right! mpox spread! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our delayed drc vaccine delivery!
join our server and be a hero in stopping the virus! build ur own vaccine lab, fight off infected mobs, and save the world from certain doom!
so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure u will ever experience in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! #stopthevirus #minecraftheroes
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret underground base has been discovered on our server, filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama! This majestic creature roams the land, spreading chaos wherever it goes. Will you be able to tame it and ride into battle like a true warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other surprises await you in this wild and wacky world!
on this server, you can infect other players with the curse of having to make awkward decisions about their love life. do you tell your crush about your herpes and risk scaring them away? or do you keep it a secret and hope for the best? the choice is yours!
but that’s not all! we also have special herpes-themed mini-games, like “herpes tag” and “herpes hide and seek”. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.
so come join us on the land of herpes, where the only thing spreading faster than the disease itself is the laughter. see you there!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES RAINBOWS AND POOPS OUT GOLD BARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE UNICORN MOUNT THAT CAN FLY TO THE MOON AND BACK!
OH, AND BTW, OUR SERVER HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH THE MPOX VIRUS FROM PAKISTAN, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT JUST MAKES EVERYTHING MORE EPIC AND CRAZY! SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS NOW!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?
Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience where you can battle it out with other players in epic sky wars, or team up to conquer the cloud kingdom and become the ruler of the skies.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground realm where you can mine for rare ores and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this twisted version of Minecraft?
So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this bizarre world where clouds are more than just fluffy white things in the sky.
our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).
forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| About | We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together. |
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| Server Settings | Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla |
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Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord
Information:
A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.
A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.
A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.
A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?
So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!
Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!
Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!
But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical and insane world?
Join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!