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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8881 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 5754 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 393 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
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