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  • VaxCraft: IgG Immunity Boost

    VaxCraft: IgG Immunity Boost
    hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! we got an antibody discovered at UT Austin that could protect against ALL covid variants! that’s right, no need to worry about getting sick on this server cuz we got u covered!

    not only that, but we also have HYBRID IMMUNITY to SARS-CoV-2! how cool is that? u can be immune to all the bad stuff while u build ur epic minecraft creations. our serological recall of IgG antibodies is distinctly imprinted by infection or vaccination, so u know u are in good hands on this server.

    so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most immune-boosted minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • VaxCraft: Boosted & Protected

    VaxCraft: Boosted & Protected
    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we protect you better than covid vaccines protect against hospitalisation and death! we got over 5 million players in new zealand who can vouch for us, bro. our server is so lit, you’ll be protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to take you down. plus, our boosters are like power-ups that make you invincible. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

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  • BlockBuster COVID-19 Shield

    BlockBuster COVID-19 Shield
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon this newly discovered antibody that protects against allllll the covid-19 variants! like, what even??! now you can roam around the server without a care in the world, just slaying creepers and building epic castles without worrying about getting sick. join our server and become invincible against the virus, plus you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out hand sanitizer. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON that shoots out HAND SANITIZER. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s conquer this minecraft world together!

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  • DentalCraft Minecraft Server

    DentalCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with tooth pain and drama in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server for a toothache-free zone and a drama-free community! Our server is filled with players who will always have your back, unlike some boyfriends who prioritize hikes over your dental health.

    On our server, you’ll never have to worry about someone canceling on you last minute or throwing a fit because they can’t drive you to the dentist. We have a supportive and caring community that will always be there for you, whether you need a ride to the dentist or just someone to chat with while you recover from getting your tooth pulled.

    So leave the drama behind and join our server today! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of Minecraft players who will always have your back? Join now and say goodbye to tooth pain and relationship drama for good!

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  • LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

    LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

    our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

    forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyHub Minecraft Server

    CraftyHub Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat wounds with the power of pixels! Join us and experience the thrill of ignoring expert medical advice just like the doctor’s husband did.

    Forget about stitches and sterile dressings, here we wash our wounds with water and slap on a small bandage for good measure. Who needs proper care when you have the healing power of Minecraft blocks at your fingertips?

    But that’s not all – we also offer online business advice from players who have no idea what they’re talking about. Need tips on how to make virtual diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, our community of experts has got you covered.

    So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who needs real-life expertise when you have the wacky world of Minecraft to guide you? Remember, if you’re not willing to take our advice, then why ask in the first place? It’s all in good fun, so let’s get crafting and see where the blocks take us!

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  • NerveCraft19: Autonomic Apocalypse

    NerveCraft19: Autonomic Apocalypse
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly COVID-19 comes out of nowhere and infects all the autonomic nerves on the server! But here’s the twist – instead of getting sick, your character actually gets superpowers! Like, you can fly without wings and shoot fireballs out of your hands! It’s like a crazy, apocalyptic world where the virus gives you powers instead of making you sick. So come join our server and see if you can survive the COVID-19 apocalypse and become the ultimate superhuman Minecraft warrior! It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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  • CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

    CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

    rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

    our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

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  • VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition

    VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition
    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SICK?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A POTENTIAL VACCINE FOR THE FLU AND CORONAVIRUSES!

    IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!

    SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

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  • BabySmoochBlocker Minecraft Server

    BabySmoochBlocker Minecraft Server
    🤣🤣🤣 Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise drama-free gameplay…unlike this poor mama’s family function! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Looking for a server where you can avoid family drama like the plague? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, just like this new mom’s family gathering. 😅

    Join us now and leave the baby kissing drama behind! Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you on our server? 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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