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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9959 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 828943 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4619 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
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