Join us and experience the thrill of over 1,000 deaths per year in Canada’s two largest cities! That’s right, we bring the danger straight to your screen! Who needs boring old mobs when you can have airborne nanoparticles causing chaos and mayhem?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been scientifically proven that airborne nanoparticle concentrations are associated with increased mortality risk in Canada’s two largest cities. That’s right, we’re not just any old Minecraft server, we’re a public health hazard!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime (literally)! Just remember to wear your hazmat suit, because things are about to get wild!
We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.
| IP | simplyvanilla.net |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF |
| Website | https://simplyvanilla.net |
| Map size | 10 TB+ |
What escaping spawn looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE
Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!
Q: Is hacking allowed on the server?
A: No, hacking/duping is not allowed on the server.
Q: What are the server rules?
A: The main rule is no hacking/duping. Other than that, it’s an anarchy server so anything goes.
Q: How big is the map?
A: The map size is 10 TB+.
Q: Can I join the server without escaping spawn?
A: Yes, you can join the server and play within spawn if you choose not to escape.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as our crayon-loving admin? We have regular events like “Crayon Hunt” where you have to scavenge the map for hidden crayons to win epic prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Crayon Eating Contest” and “Crayon Parkour” – guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.
But the real reason to join our server is the sense of camaraderie you’ll feel with your fellow players. We may be a bunch of crayon enthusiasts, but we stick together like a pack of wild wolves (or should I say, wild crayon-eating wolves?). So come join us on /vt/ server for a crayon-filled adventure unlike any other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of players who roam the server at night in their epic bedtime attire, protecting their fellow players from any dangers that may come their way. Rumor has it that they once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their trusty pillows and blankets.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as stylish as it is adventurous, come join us and show off your best bedtime gear. Who knows, you might just become the next member of the Bedtime Bandits and go down in server history as a true hero of the night.
| Server Type | Survival (SMP) & RLCraft |
|---|---|
| Minecraft Version | 1.21 (supports 1.9 to 1.21) |
| Staff Positions | Helper, Moderator, Admin, Builder |
| RLCraft Server IP | rlc.anfmc.com |
| SMP Server IP | anfmc.com |
| Website | anfmc.com |
| Discord | anfmc.com/discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I apply for a staff position? | To apply, contact the owner on Discord or join the server and create a staff application! |
| What versions does the SMP server support? | The SMP server runs on version 1.21 but supports all versions between 1.9 and 1.21. |
But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of cheese, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing to funky beats.
So come join us on this wild ride of creativity and absurdity. Who knows what bizarre adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
