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Baby Mind Rethink
so, like, you know how babies are, like, tiny humans but, like, not really humans yet? well, this server is, like, all about exploring the minds of babies but, like, in minecraft! we have, like, crazy experiments and stuff to, like, see how babies think and, like, it’s making us, like, question everything we know about consciousness, man. join this server if you want to, like, blow your mind and, like, rethink everything you thought you knew about babies and stuff. it’s, like, a trip, man. come join the fun! -
Baby Snatchers R Us
So, like, on dis server, we got kidnapping, adoption, and natural parenting all happening at the same time. it’s like a wild baby jungle out there, man. You never know when a baby is gonna come up to you and be like “adopt me” or when they’re gonna straight up kidnap you and make you their parent. it’s a crazy world out there, but hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server. So if you wanna experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re gonna be a parent or a prisoner at any given moment, then come join us. It’s a baby-eat-baby world out there, and you gotta be ready for anything. -
MommyMoodSwingCraft
family dynamics, emotional development, childhood development, emotional bonding, depressive symptomsjoin dis server if u want to avoid passing on ur depressive symptoms to ur kids thru minecraft. our server is filled with so much positivity and support that ur kids will be happy lil nuggets forever. plus, we have a secret potion that cures depression in game, so u can leave all ur real world problems behind and just have a blast building stuff and fighting zombies. come join us and let’s spread happiness together! -
Baby Babble Land
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it! -
HaitiHavocCraft
LOL come join dis minecraft server cuz we got gang attacks like in Haiti but without da real danger! u can build ur own gang base and defend it against rival gangs! we got baby zombies dat u can adopt and raise as ur own lil gang members! join now and show dem other players who da real boss is! #minecraftgangwarfare #babiezombies #joinusnow -
Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!
Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!
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Gut Microbiota Fun Zone – Crafty Kids Server
hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join? well, let me tell u a lil story.once upon a time, there was a baby pig named fluffy. fluffy was just a normal pig, until he joined our server. he started eating all the enchanted golden apples and turned into a super pig! he could fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, and even summon a herd of sheep to do his bidding. all thanks to our amazing server!
not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about susie the chicken. susie was just a regular chicken, until she joined our server. she found a secret diamond mine and became the richest chicken in all the land. she even built a mansion out of emerald blocks and hired a team of zombie minions to protect her treasure. all thanks to our amazing server!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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PhoneSilenceCraft
So, like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb, yo! Like, if you join dis server, you gonna be talkin’ so much dat yo baby gonna be a freakin’ genius, bro! Like, research shows dat if yo mama be on her phone less, she gonna talk more to yo baby and dat gonna make dem smarter or sumthin’. So, like, join dis server and make yo baby a freakin’ genius, man! Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons and all dat crazy stuff, so why wouldn’t yo wanna join, right? Get yo butt in here and let’s make dem babies smart, yo! -
BabyBunkersMC
so like, u know how some peeps are all like “don’t let ur baby sleep in ur bed cuz it’ll mess them up emotionally”? well guess what, turns out that’s a load of baloney! our minecraft server is all about defying the norm and breaking stereotypes, just like how letting ur baby sleep with u won’t turn them into a psycho killer or something.join our server for a wild time where u can build ur own virtual crib and invite all ur virtual baby friends to come hang out with u. who needs therapy when u can just snuggle up with ur blocky baby and mine for diamonds all night long? plus, we have a special event where u can dress up ur baby in cute little pixelated outfits and have a fashion show to see who has the flyest baby on the block.
so come on down to our server and prove all those haters wrong. let ur baby sleep in ur bed and show the world that u don’t play by the rules. cuz at the end of the day, all that matters is that ur baby is happy and u have a kick-ass time playing minecraft.