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HangryCraft

aita, anger, apartment, Argument, Asshole, cold food, Communication, Food, Frustration, Girlfriend, HangryCraft, Hungry, infantilize, LEAVING, Ordering, reminder, Texting, Upset, warm food

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and mine without any girlfriend-induced food coldness stress.

Join us and never worry about your virtual food getting cold because someone got distracted by other things. Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy their meals in peace, without any unnecessary arguments or accusations of assholery.

So come on in and let’s build a world where food stays hot, tempers stay cool, and the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life relationship drama.

TinyPeevesMC

daily frustrations, insignificant annoyances, irrational pet peeves, little things that bother me, minor annoyances, minor bothers, minor disturbances, minor grievances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, minuscule irritations, petty annoyances, petty grievances, small annoyances, small grievances, small irritations, small vexations, tiny annoyances, TinyPeevesMC, trivial annoyances, trivial irritations

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Votes:	8219	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employed, Fair Gameplay, finding, Fun, Good, Lost, MONEY, new, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected staff, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, Space, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ores Mined:	8499
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

BIASED, Deception, election, Fake, fake news, fake polls, Inaccurate, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Polls, Propaganda, remember when, remember when polls were biased, remember when polls were deceptive, remember when polls were fake, remember when polls were inaccurate, remember when polls were manipulated, remember when polls were unreliable, Server, unreliable

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
New Chunks Explored:	577919	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

baddiedem, Brit, British artists, british culture, british entertainment, British fashion, British hip hop, British lifestyle, british music, British musicians, british rap, british slang, British Talent, British urban culture, British urban music, edish, grime music, London music scene, Minecraft, smp, UK artists

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9691	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyMind

BlockyMind, critical thinking, deep thoughts, overlooked issues, philosophical musings, questioning society, societal apathy, societal blind spots, societal complacency, societal ignorance, societal indifference, societal norms, unpopular opinions

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

$3B, Banking, Banks, BlockBucksMC, CBC News, compliance, Corruption, criminal activity, financial crime, financial institution, fined, Historic, investigation, Legal, Money laundering case, penalty, pleading guilty, Regulatory, scandal, SETTLEMENT, TD Bank, US

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Digimon General Minecraft Server

Adventure 25th, Bandai Card Games Fest, card game, Comic Chapter, cs mod, Digimon, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Dino Sentai, DragonRod, general, Gomamon figure, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Minecraft, next 0rder, Reference Book, Server, Web Novel

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

anger, Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, Conversation, coworker, DadGoneCoworkerSnitch, death, Empathy, Etiquette, Father, Grief, Heart failure, irate, Loss, passing, privacy, Respect, Support, Upset, Workplace

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crops Grown:	2053

Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

age, age bracket, age group, age range, AgeCrafters, chronological age, Crafting, duration of life, generation, length of existence, length of life, life stage, Memories, number of birthdays, number of revolutions around the sun, number of years alive, Numbers, numerical age, time of birth, time on this planet, time since birth, years lived, years of experience, years on earth

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Potions Brewed:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.