LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the consequences of US abortion bans are more babies and higher infant mortality! We got an estimated 478 extra infant deaths in da 14 states with bans, but don’t worry cuz we also got around one extra baby born per 1,000 woman! Dat’s a total of 22,180 additional babies across da country, so come on and help us take care of all dem babies in Minecraft! Build cribs, feed ’em milk buckets, and make sure dey don’t fall into lava pits! It’s a wild ride on dis server, so join now for some baby-makin’ fun!
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Baby Boom Server
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CoughCraft: Infant Deaths Edition
come join our minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll die of laughter! literally, our server is so hilarious that nine infants have already died from whooping cough while playing on it. but don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because the cases keep rising and we’re just getting started!we have insane stories like the time a player built a giant toilet and flushed themselves down it, only to end up in a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. or how about the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to eat it?
join us for non-stop laughter, crazy adventures, and a chance to become the next victim of whooping cough. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
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BabyBoomCraft
join dis minecraft server cuz we got baby zombies runnin around like crazy after dat texas abortion ban! dey be poppin up everywhere, causin chaos and mayhem for all players. u gotta protect urself from deez lil’ rascals while tryin to build ur epic base and survive in dis crazy world. come join da fun and see if u can outsmart dem baby zombies and be da last one standin! it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!