OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like candy!
But that’s not even the best part, we have this crazy lore where the worst family member in your family tree becomes the ruler of the server and gets to make all the rules! Imagine your great-great-great-grandma being the queen of the server and banning everyone who doesn’t bring her cake every day, it’s hilarious!
So come join us and see if your crazy uncle Bob who stole a cow and rode it through town naked is the worst family member in your family tree! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!
