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99%Craft: Future Edition

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

PineapplePizzaDebate – Minecraft SMP

combination, controversial, Culinary, debate, DIVISIVE, flavor, Food, Minecraft, Opinions, personal choice, Pineapple, PineapplePizzaDebate, pizza, Popular, Preferences, preferences on pizza, Savory, smp, SWEET, Taste, toppings, unpopular

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	914949	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the debate over pineapple on pizza is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pineapple lovers and haters battle it out in epic pizza-making competitions.

Our server is home to the legendary Pineapple Pizza Gang, a group of players who believe that pineapple is the ultimate pizza topping and will stop at nothing to prove it. On the other side, we have the Anti-Pineapple Pizza Alliance, a fierce group of players who will do whatever it takes to banish pineapple from all pizzas.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret pineapple farm hidden somewhere in the server, guarded by a giant pineapple monster who only allows the bravest of players to harvest its fruit. Will you be the one to uncover its location and claim the ultimate pineapple prize?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and settle the age-old debate once and for all: pineapple on pizza – yay or nay?

CraftyLiesMC

BELIEF, biggest lie, BRAINWASHING, Corruption, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, hidden agenda., ILLUSION, indoctrination, Life, Manipulation, Misconception, Misinformation, Propaganda, Reality, skepticism, society, Truth

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! But not on our server! We have diamond trees that grow diamonds like apples, and diamond chickens that lay diamond eggs! Join us and become the richest player in the world by selling your diamond stash to the villagers for emeralds!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other outrageous surprises await you in our wacky world!

BitCraft Energy Crisis

#sustainability, argentina, Bitcoin Mining, BitCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, Crisis, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, electronic waste, ENERGY, energy consumption, energy consumption comparison, energy efficiency, environmental impact, global warming, Laptops, material consumption, renewable energy, resource depletion, sustainable technology, technology industry, UN report

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Animals Bred:	165	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	1767
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106

so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the bitcoin of minecraft servers, using so much energy it’s basically the size of Argentina. but don’t worry, we got mad laptops to mine all that material for you, so you can just chill and build your epic creations. join us and be part of the energy-guzzling, material-hungry madness. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DepressCraft: TikSnapFace Server

Adults, DepressCraft, depression, digital age, facebook, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health impact, mental health study, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Online platforms, research, screen time, Server, snapchat, social media, social media usage, social-networking, study, Technology, TikSnapFace, tiktok

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

so, like, u know what’s gonna make u feel better than all that social media crap? joining our EPIC minecraft server, DUH! like, seriously, forget about all those depressing posts and toxic comments, come hang out with us and build some crazy sh*t in the virtual world.

we got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. plus, our resident wizard can turn your boring old house into a castle made of candy.

trust me, once u join our server, u won’t even remember what depression feels like. u’ll be too busy laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftforlife #forgetsocialmedia #jointhefun

EVRONIPPON Minecraft Server

Asia, comparison, Cross-cultural, Differences, Diversity, eastern europe, European culture, EVRONIPPON, evropa, Exploration, Fusion, Global, International, Japan, Japanese culture, Minecraft, Modernization, polska, Server, Similarities, tradition, travel, Unique

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchantments Applied:	192	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to think of ourselves as the Japan of Europe… but with a Polish twist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing chickens who will teach you the art of Polish folk dancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our admin team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they mean business.

3. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. Our custom mounts include everything from magical unicorns to giant hamsters.

4. Our spawn town is a replica of the entire city of Warsaw, complete with a working tram system and a giant statue of a pierogi. Because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness that is Polska… the Japan of EVROPA! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AnimeNudeLover Minecraft SMP

acceptance, animated series, animation, Anime, AnimeNudeLover, art, body positivity, Characters, creativity, cute, Diversity, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Favorite, humor, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, positive representation, romance, smp, television, wholesome nudity

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild anime dream come true! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of naked anime characters come running by, causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a wacky anime convention, with wholesome nudity thrown in for good measure. Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Birthing Buddies Minecraft Server

birthing, birthing partner, boundary setting, Buddies, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Generational conflict, Grief, intergenerational misunderstandings, Minecraft, mother’s death, parental cheating, parental expectations, personal boundaries, Server, sibling rivalry, stepmother issues, support during pregnancy, teenage struggles

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of birthing partner drama, family feuds, and unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine being forced to be a birthing partner for your dad’s wife, who you can’t stand. But wait, there’s more! She’s been stepping on your toes since day one, making assumptions about your culture, swapping out your precious photos, and even inviting herself to your girl time outings without bringing any money. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top?

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself, setting boundaries, and dealing with a demanding family member who just won’t take no for an answer. Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you be dragged into a whirlwind of family drama?

Join our Minecraft server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and a chance to prove that you’re not just a pawn in someone else’s game. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

InLawFreeZoneMC

AITAH, Cancel, Closure, DISRESPECTFUL, donation, family, forewarning, Guilt, home repairs, Honor, husband, in-laws, InLawFreeZoneMC, Invaded, memorial, MONEY, relationship, reschedule, step mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, Widow

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for the mobs! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

Imagine a world where grief, guilt, and home repairs collide in the most outrageous way possible. Will you stand up to unwanted visitors like this player did, or will you let them take over your virtual home too?

With $500 on the line and family drama at every corner, this server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyRedditors

Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, CraftyRedditors, cyberbullying, downvoting, echo chambers, Hate Speech, hive mind, keyboard warriors, lack of accountability, Misinformation, Negativity, online harassment, Online platforms, reddit, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Emeralds Found:	311	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Tired of boring old Reddit? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally escape the clutches of endless scrolling and join a world where the upvotes are made of diamonds and the downvotes are just creepers blowing up your enemies! Our server is so awesome, even Steve himself is jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground base where all the memes come to life and battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough torches to keep the zombies at bay. Join now and let the LOLs begin!

CraftyCanuck’s Railways Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian economy, collective bargaining, CraftyCanucks, employment, industrial action, labor dispute, labor laws, labor movement, labor relations, labor rights, labor union, Lockout, Minecraft, negotiations, railway industry, railways, Server, strike, Transportation, union, worker solidarity, workers

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Potions Brewed:	63	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

So, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Canada’s biggest railways are like, “Nah, we can’t handle this level of insanity.” They tried negotiating with the union, but things got so out of hand that they just straight up locked out the workers. Can you believe it? That’s how epic this server is. Join us for non-stop chaos, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t regret it.