Inevitable Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixelated Perils

accident, anxiety, danger, death, demise, Fatal, fate, fear, Future, health, Illness, Inevitable, Life, mortality, mortality rate, Perils, pixelated, Risk, Terminal, uncertainty, unknown, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only thing that kills you is a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our server, the danger is real! From killer bunnies with a taste for human flesh to zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, you never know what’s going to come after you next. Join now if you dare, and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of what is going to kill you some day!

7DaystoDieFunLand

7DaystoDieFunLand, acceptance, bucket list, carpe diem, Cherishing moments, countdown, death, Embracing Fate, facing mortality, final week, Inevitable, last days, life reflection, living fully, living in the moment, living intentionally, living with purpose, living without regrets, making memories, mortality, saying goodbye

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of death in just 7 days! Join us for a wild ride as you build, mine, and survive your way through the ultimate countdown challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the only way to cheat death is to find the legendary diamond sword hidden somewhere in the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its power and save yourself from certain doom?

Join now for a chance to defy fate, make new friends, and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to outsmart death itself!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

Inevitable Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, bound to happen, certain, Certainty, Destined, destined to occur, FATED, foreordained, Inescapable, Inevitable, Minecraft, predestined, predestined fate, predetermined, preordained, Server, sure thing, Unavoidable, unavoidable fate, unavoidable outcome, Undeniable, unpreventable

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	3540
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life as you battle against a horde of killer bunnies who have taken over the land. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords to assist you in your quest.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or relax in our cozy bed made entirely out of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. It’s inevitable that you’ll have the time of your life!

WELL WELL WELL Minecraft SMP

0.1%, anticipation, Community, discussion, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, forum, Game, Inevitable, Liverchads, Liverpool, match, Minecraft, moment, outcome, prediction, Score, smp, sports, Thread, well

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos-filled adventure you’ve been looking for!

Join us and witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing chaos and mayhem for all who dare to enter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamonds for Cookies” trade, where players can exchange precious diamonds for delicious cookies baked by our server owner’s grandma.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the games begin!

Not Over Minecraft Server

2029, Accountability, Andrew Weissman, Cell, consequences, Corruption, DELAY, DJT, Dying, election, Future, Government, Impeachment, Inevitable, Justice, lawfare, Legal, Minecraft, Politics, power, Prison, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for rare diamonds, and battle against creepy creepers who just won’t leave you alone.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman powers and be able to fly like a majestic eagle. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all trolls and griefers, so you can build in peace without worrying about someone blowing up your hard work.

And if that wasn’t enough, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the epic adventures begin! Just remember, even DJT can’t delay the fun you’ll have here for four more years.

Revolutionize Minecraft Server

advancement, Alteration, changes, Coming, destiny, Evolution, fate, Inevitable, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, Modification, Progression, revolution, Revolutionize, Server, Shift, soon, transformation, TRANSITION, Unstoppable, upheaval

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese and ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a pack of evil pandas.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the depths of the ocean and discover a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids and treasure chests full of diamonds. Take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the land, only to find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected because soon, everything changes. Nothing can stop what is coming.

He Cucked Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, controversy, cuck, cucked, current events, debate, discrimination, election, Inevitable, jew, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, prejudice, Richard Hannia, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, trump, Trump bucks, Voting

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Votes:	3967	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

Forget Me Not Minecraft Server

Accountability, anticipation, Awareness, come, consequences, consequences of actions, day of reckoning, do not forget, fate, forget, future consequences, Inevitable, judgment, mindfulness, Minecraft, Preparation, realization, Reflection, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Warning

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in Minecraft? Join our server and prepare for the day of reckoning! Our world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will test your skills to the max.

Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And if you manage to find the legendary golden carrot, you will gain the power to fly like a majestic chicken.

But beware, there is a group of mischievous creepers who have formed a boy band and will serenade you with explosive tunes if you get too close. And don’t even get me started on the giant spiders who have taken up knitting and will trap you in their webs if you’re not careful.

So if you’re brave enough to face the madness and chaos that awaits, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the day of reckoning!

Brazilification Minecraft Server

Brazilification, cultural exchange, culture, Development, economic growth, Economy, emerging markets, Future, global perspective, Globalization, globalization effects, Impact, Inevitable, influence, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, Server, society, transformation, trends, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we are on a mission to Brazilify the entire world! Why settle for boring old landscapes when you can have lush rainforests, beautiful beaches, and samba music playing in the background?

Join us as we embark on epic quests to gather rare resources like golden pineapples and diamond-encrusted coconuts. Build your own favela-inspired base or create a replica of the iconic Christ the Redeemer statue.

But beware, the mobs on this server are not your average creepers and zombies. You’ll have to fend off capoeira-dancing skeletons and carnivorous piranhas as you explore the Brazilian wilderness.

So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Brazilification! Who knows, you might even run into a friendly toucan or two along the way. Viva la Brazil!

ScanFailCraft

aita, cashier, Checkout, DISCOUNT, Food, Friend, hm, hoodie, item, Jeans, Mall, mistake, new cashier, OBLIGATION, pay back, Receipt, sale, Scan, ScanFailCraft, Upset

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

ObsidianAddictz

clandestine hobby, covert passion, esoteric interest, hidden hobby, hidden passion, little-known obsession, mysterious hobby, niche fascination, obscure hobby, obscure interest, ObsidianAddictz, overlooked hobby, rare preoccupation, secret fixation, uncommon obsession, uncommon preoccupation, underappreciated interest, underrated obsession, undiscovered fixation, unique obsession, unknown interest

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Villages Defended:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Skillful Question Master

Master, question.., skillful

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Chimeras Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

active users, American politics, BlockyParty, cross-party, digital communication, digital platforms, disapproval, Edition, EXTREME, extremism, online behavior, online communities, online engagement, polarization, political discourse, political polarization, political relations, public opinion, social media, social trends, social-networking, twitter, user behavior

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

Auctions, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Fishing, java, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Port19132, PvE, PvP, Pvp duels, Quests, Realms, Resources, Siegewar, Staff, Towny, Vehicles

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	690	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

towny.civearth.net:25563

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

up.bestixworld.ru

Hold Up Minecraft Server

Backers, Budget, DELAY, Disney, Entertainment, film, finance, fund, funding, Hold, Investment, Investors, long tail, Minecraft, Movie, PRESSURE, production, Project, push, Server, Support, tags, whats the hold up

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Emeralds Found:	857	Ores Mined:	9939
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

ATTACKING, Dembele, Finishing, FinishKing, football, goal conversion, goal opportunities, goal scoring chances, goal scoring efficiency, goal-scoring, goal-scoring ability, la liga, Ligue 1, Minecraft, player performance, psg, real madrid, scoring chances, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, STRIKER

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

Benefits, car accident, college, college fund, Conflict, Conversation, deceased daughter, decision, education, family, FundieCraft, Grief, Honor, Inheritance, Memory, NoRedistributionNeeded, redistribution, scholarship, Siblings, Tragedy, UNFAIR

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	938
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!