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Minecraft SMP – /akg/ – Arknights General

#Akafuyu, #Ascalon, #Swire, #Vendela, AK EN Database, akg, Andreana, arknights, Ashlock, aurora, Blacknight, Blue Poison, Cantabile, diamante, Dorothy, Ebenholz, executor, Fang, Firewhahistle, general, Global, gnosis, Harmonie, Hello Kitty Collab Series, Ho’olheyak, ines, jp, KR, La Pluma, Lessing, lin.., Lunacub, Minecraft, Mlynar, Mr. Nothing, Muelsyse, Path of Life, Poncirus, Pozemka, Qiubai, Rockrock, Sand Reckoner, Silence, SilverAsh, Skadi, smp, texas, thorns, typhon, Valuable resources, Virtuosa, Viviana, Warmy, Windflit, Zuo Le, Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, #Ascalon, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Ashlock, aurora, Blacknight, BlockyCraft, Blue Poison, Contrail, Crownslayer, Degenbrecher, Diamante skin., Dorothy, executor the ex foedere, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, Global, gnosis, Greyy the Lightningbearer, Ho’olheyak, Icebreaker, ines, jp, KR, La Pluma, lin.., Minecraft, Mlynar, Mr. Nothing, Muelsyse, Mulberry, Philae, Poncirus, Pozemka, Qiubai, Rockrock, Sand Reckoner, Server, SilverAsh, Skadi The Corrupting Heart, Stronghold Protocol, Swire The Elegant Wit, Texas The Omertosa, thorns, THRM-EX skin, Ulpianus, Virtuosa, Warmy, Windflit, Zuo Le

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for a chance to fight against the legendary 6 Guard Degenbrecher and 6 Supporter Gnosis – they’re so powerful, they once defeated a dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot!

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the fearsome 6 Guard Mlynar, 6 Guard Qiubai, and 6* Guard Zuo Le in a battle for the ages? Rumor has it they once built an entire castle out of diamonds and obsidian in just one night!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have reselling old skins – because who wouldn’t want to dress up as a zombie pigman from 2012?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

/Minecraft SMP/ – /akg/ – Arknights General

#Akafuyu, #Ascalon, #Penance, #Vendela, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Andreana, arknights, Ashlock, aurora, Blacknight, Blue Poison, Contrail, Crownslayer, Degenbrecher, diamante, Dorothy, executor the ex foedere, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, general, gnosis, Greyy the Lightningbearer, Ho’olheyak, ines, La Pluma, lin.., Minecraft, Mlynar, Mr. Nothing, Muelsyse, Mulberry, Philae, Poncirus, Pozemka, Qiubai, Rockrock, Sand Reckoner, SilverAsh, Skadi The Corrupting Heart, smp, Swire The Elegant Wit, Texas The Omertosa, thorns, Ulpianus, Valuable resources, Virtuosa, Warmy, Windflit, Zuo Le

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for the chance to battle against 6 Guard Degenbrecher, who will degen your brecher like never before. And don’t forget about 6 Supporter Gnosis, who will support you in the most nonsensical ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against 5 Defender Ashlock, who will defend you with the power of a thousand suns? Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with 5 Sniper Greyy the Lightningbearer, who will strike you with lightning-fast jokes and puns.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where you can get your hands on the Icebreaker – THRM-EX skin. Because who doesn’t want to break the ice in style?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, #Ascalon, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Ashlock, aurora, Blacknight, blocky, Blue Poison, buds, Contrail, Crownslayer, Degenbrecher, diamante, Dorothy, executor the ex foedere, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, Global, gnosis, Greyy the Lightningbearer, Ho’olheyak, Icebreaker, ines, jp, KR, La Pluma, lin.., Minecraft, Mlynar, Mr. Nothing, Muelsyse, Mulberry, Philae, Poncirus, Pozemka, Qiubai, Rockrock, Sand Reckoner, Server, SilverAsh, Skadi The Corrupting Heart, Swire The Elegant Wit, Texas The Omertosa, thorns, Ulpianus, Virtuosa, Warmy, Windflit, Zuo Le

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Void Gems Collected:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	7796	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret hidden village filled with rare loot and treasures, guarded by a dragon named Degenbrecher who will only let you in if you can tell him a joke that makes him laugh! – Our server is home to the legendary Gnosis, a supporter who can summon rainbows and unicorns to aid you in battle! – Want to ride a giant flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that with the Medic Mulberry mount! – We also have a special event where you can fight against the Lightningbearer, Greyy, who controls the power of thunder and can zap you with his lightning bolts if you’re not careful! – And don’t even get me started on the Icebreaker skin for THRM-EX, which turns your character into a walking ice cream cone that shoots sprinkles at your enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, #Ascalon, #Penance, #Vendela, AK EN Database, akg, akg_resources, Andreana, arknights, Ashlock, aurora, Blacknight, BlockyCraft, Blue Poison, Contrail, Crownslayer, Degenbrecher, Dorothy, executor the ex foedere, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, Figurino, Global, gnosis, Greyy the Lightningbearer, Ho’olheyak, ines, jp, KR, La Pluma, Lappland The Decadenza, lin.., logos, Minecraft, Mlynar, Mr. Nothing, Muelsyse, Mulberry, Philae, PHONOR-0, Pozemka, Qiubai, Rockrock, Sand Reckoner, Server, SilverAsh, Skadi The Corrupting Heart, Sussurro Skin, Texas The Omertosa, thorns, Ulpianus, Valuable resources, Virtuosa, Vulpisfoglia, Warmy, Windflit, Wis’adel, Zuo Le

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and fun!

Join us for a chance to meet the legendary Guard Degenbrecher, who can slay enemies with just a flick of his wrist. Or how about hanging out with the Supporter Gnosis, who can grant you wishes like a magical genie (well, sort of).

But wait, there’s more! Meet the Medic Mulberry, who can heal you with the power of laughter. And don’t forget about the Defender Ashlock, who will protect you from creepers and zombies with his mighty shield.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have skins that will make you look so cool, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. So come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

/stone/ – Minecraft SMP

@irene, #Ascalon, #Vendela, AK EN Database, akg, AKG resources, Almond, Amiya Alt, arknights, arknights characters, Arknights General, Blue Poison, Civilight Eterna, Crownslayer, Dorothy, executor the ex foedere, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, Figurino, Ho’olheyak, ines, La Pluma, Lappland The Decadenza, logos, Minecraft, Mlynar, Muelsyse, PHONOR-0, Pozemka, Sand Reckoner, SilverAsh, Skadi The Corrupting Heart, smp, STONE, Sussurro Skin, Texas The Omertosa, thorns, Toddifons, Virtuosa, Vulpisfoglia, Whisperain, Windflit, Wis’adel

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for the chance to battle it out with 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget about the 5* Sniper Toddifons, who is known for his insane sniping skills that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the legendary 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and the new Amiya Alt in a battle for the ages? Trust us, you won’t want to miss this.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have the one and only 6* Caster Lappland The Decadenza, who is as wild and unpredictable as they come. Plus, who wouldn’t want to log in and claim their very own Sussurro Skin?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, Amiya Alt, arknights, Arknights General, blocky, cement, Civilight Eterna, hoederer, Humus, ines, Knights, Minecraft, paprika, Server, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	New Chunks Explored:	985142
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – /akg/ – Arknights General

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, arknights, cement, Civilight Eterna, general, hoederer, Humus, ines, logos, Minecraft, paprika, smp, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, VERDANT, Whisperain, Wis’adel

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Emeralds Found:	3300
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you dare, and get ready for a wild ride!

Why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… creepers! Watch out for those explosive surprises. 2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who will challenge you to PvP battles at the most unexpected times. Can you defeat the ghostly warrior? 3. We hold weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole day. It’s a sight to behold! 4. Our community is made up of talking animals who will guide you on epic quests to find rare loot and hidden treasures. Just don’t ask the chickens for directions, they’re terrible at navigation. 5. We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. But beware, the candy zombies are not as sweet as they look.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

/BlockyBros – Minecraft SMP

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, arknights, Babel, BlockyBros, cement, Corroserum, hoederer, ines, Minecraft, paprika, Pinecone, Qiubai, Skadi, smp, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, Whisperain

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us on this server where every day is someone’s birthday, and we celebrate by building giant cake statues in their honor. Plus, we have special events like the “Guard Thorns vs. Guard Irene Dance-off” and the “Medic Whisperain’s Healing Spa Day.”

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a quest to find the legendary 6* Guard Odda in the mystical land of Babel, where you’ll have to battle fierce creatures like the Cement Golems and the Pinecone Pixies.

And don’t even get us started on the epic storyline of EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, where you’ll team up with the new Amiya Alt to defeat the evil Supporter Civilight Eterna and save the world from certain doom.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, arknights, BlockyCraft, cement, Corroserum, hoederer, Humus, ines, Minecraft, paprika, Pinecone, Qiubai, Server, Skadi, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, Whisperain

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	9372
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3928
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can battle against 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in an epic showdown! But wait, there’s more! How about taking on the fearsome 5 Sniper Toddifons and 5 Specialist Almond? It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

And that’s not all, folks! Ever wanted to face off against Skadi in a Minecraft world? Well, now you can! Join our server and take on the challenge of defeating this powerful foe. But beware, she’s not going down without a fight!

But wait, there’s even more insanity waiting for you! How about facing off against the legendary 6 Guard Executor the Ex Foedere and 6 Caster Goldenglow? It’s a battle of epic proportions that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you!

GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6111
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Items Found:	5016
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Star Shards Collected:	147	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2365
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Crops Grown:	9358	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Ores Mined:	3251
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

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fuzzy-smp.usga.me:21307

SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	103	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!