ineptitude – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

NoobCraftPro
basic life skills, basic skills, Challenges, clumsiness, deficiencies, everyday tasks, inadequacy, inadequateness, incapability, Incompetence, incompetence in daily tasks, incompetence in simple tasks, ineffectiveness, inefficiency, ineptitude, lack of ability, lack of proficiency, NoobCraftPro, poor performance, Shortcomings, Struggles
Are you a total noob at Minecraft? Can’t even build a dirt hut without it collapsing on you? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We specialize in helping players who are hilariously bad at the game. We’ve got a team of expert builders who will hold your hand every step of the way, whether you’re trying to craft a simple pickaxe or take on the Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. Join them in their quest for world domination (or at least a really good chicken coop).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts helpful and absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare to laugh your way to victory!

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NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP
areas for improvement, Challenges, deficiencies, Failures, faults, flaws, imperfections, inabilities, inadequacies, incapability, Incompetence, ineptitude, Lacking, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, NoobMaster69, poor performance, Shortcomings, Skills, smp, Struggles, Terrible, weaknesses
Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Are creepers constantly blowing up your builds because you can’t aim a bow to save your life? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we embrace the terrible! In fact, we have a special award for the player who dies the most in a single day – the “Oops, I Did It Again” trophy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and you too could become a poultry overlord, clucking your way to victory!
So come on down to our server, where being terrible is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.

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Democraft Disaster: Where chaos reigns and creepers run for office
Chaos, Corruption, CREEPERS, Crisis, Democraft, Democrat, Disarray, Disaster, Division, Dysfunction, Failure, Government, Incompetence, ineffective, ineptitude, leadership, Mismanagement, office, Partisan, Politics, power struggle, REIGNS, RUN, shit show, TURMOIL
Are you tired of boring, well-organized Minecraft servers with competent leadership? Then come join our server, where chaos reigns supreme thanks to our team of Democrat leaders!
Picture this: instead of efficient decision-making and clear communication, you’ll have endless debates and filibusters over which block to place next. Our server is like a virtual Capitol Hill, but with creepers and zombies instead of politicians.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are truly one-of-a-kind. Join us for the annual “Campaign Trail” where players compete to win votes from the rest of the server by building the most impressive structures. And don’t miss out on the “Scandal Showdown” where players try to out-scheme each other in a battle of political intrigue.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a complete shit show in the best way possible, come join us today! Who needs competent leadership when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

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Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!
Bad Luck, blocks, conning dimwits, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, ends, Failure, financial loss, fraud, handing him money, Incompetence, ineptitude, LOSING, losing streak, Scamming.., Streak, sucks at everything, swindling, Trickery, Unlucky, unlucky streak, Unskilled
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!
Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.
But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

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CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President
CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, disastrous leadership, failed presidency, inadequate leadership, incapable leader, Incompetence, ineffective, ineptitude, lack of experience, lack of leadership skills, leadership, leadership failure, leadership incompetence, political failure, poor decision making, president, presidential inadequacy, presidential incompetence, presidential ineffectiveness, Skills, unfit for office, Unqualified, useless president, weak leadership
Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.
Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!
So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

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BoomerLove Minecraft Server
acceptance, age gap relationships, BoomerLove, Challenges, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional connection, Experience, generational differences, judgment, life stages, long-term commitment, love, Maturity, Minecraft, older partner, perspective, romance, Server, societal norms, unconventional relationships, wisdom
Are you tired of dating players who can’t even build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with experienced builders who can create entire cities in a single day! Plus, if you’ve ever dated someone 20 plus years older, you’ll fit right in with our community of seasoned veterans who know all the tricks to surviving in the world of Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, creeper explosions, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who knows their way around a crafting table. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of dating someone who can actually protect you from zombies in the virtual world!

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BillionaireBlockParty
1 billion dollars, BillionaireBlockParty, designer clothes, excessive spending, exclusive memberships, expensive jewelry, extravagant parties, fancy restaurants, Financial Security, high-end electronics, lavish vacations, luxury cars, Mansions, material possessions, not buying, private jets, rare art pieces, unnecessary gadgets, unnecessary items, wise investments, yachts
Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to win even more diamonds than you can imagine. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret diamond mine that never runs out.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of emeralds that he’s just dying to share with you.
So why waste your billion dollars on anything else when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the diamond-filled adventures begin!

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CubanCraft Minecraft Server
Cold War legacy, Cuban-Russian relations, CubanCraft, Cubans, defense cooperation, diplomatic visit, foreign affairs, geopolitical tension, global politics, Havana, international relations, maritime security, military deployment, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, naval exercises, naval fleet, nuclear-powered submarine, Russian warships, Server, strategic alliance
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have russian warships and nuclear submarines arriving in havana next week! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself, mining diamonds while dodging missiles, and building your base in the shadow of a nuclear sub. it’s gonna be a blast, quite literally! so hop on board and join the chaos, because this server is not for the faint of heart. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world we’ve created. see you there, comrade!

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KiddieCraft UN Blacklist
Blacklist, Child protection, children, children’s rights, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, conflict zones, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, KiddieCraft, MIDDLE EAST, peacekeeping efforts, united nations, United Nations blacklist, United Nations investigation, United Nations report, United Nations resolution, United Nations sanctions, War Crimes
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun it will make the United Nations put Israel on a blacklist for harming children in conflict zones! why settle for boring servers when you can be part of this crazy adventure where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a secret code to unlock a hidden diamond mine filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and become a part of the most outrageous minecraft server ever!

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CircumCraft: Cut Above the Rest
#newborns, body autonomy, circumcision, CircumCraft, cosmetic procedure, cultural tradition, Cut, Foreskin, genital health, genital mutilation, genital surgery, health risks, HUMAN RIGHTS, informed consent, male circumcision, Medical Ethics, medical necessity, parental consent, personal choice, religious practice, REST, unnecessary procedure
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got more foreskin than you can shake a stick at! Like, seriously, we’re all about keeping things intact down there. Plus, our players have the wildest stories about their foreskin adventures – like one time, someone built a whole castle out of foreskin blocks! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that have taken place over who has the longest foreskin in the land. So come on, join us and let your foreskin flag fly high!

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EnzymeInhibitorCraft
balance restoration, brain health, enzyme inhibitor, enzyme therapy, EnzymeInhibitorCraft, excitation, inhibition, lipid activation, lipid metabolism, mental disorders, mental health, neural circuits, neural pathways, neurological disorders, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pharmacology, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, symptom alleviation, Treatment
so like, join our minecraft server, cuz like, we got this crazy treatment with an enzyme inhibitor that like, stops lipids from activating or whatever. it’s gonna make your brain go WOOSH and balance out all the crazy stuff happenin’ in your head. no more mental disorders, just pure minecraft fun! come on, you know you wanna join and experience the magic of our server. it’s gonna be like a party in your brain, but with blocks and stuff. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the enzyme inhibitor do its thang!

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Finding Peace in Chaos: Serenity SMP, Where PvP is the Norm on Bedrock Edition

base, bedrock, border, Chaos, crossplay, Discord, Edition, Farms, finding, Geyser, Ip:, java, Lag, multiplayer, Nether, norm, Overworld, Peace, PORT, PvP, Raided, rules, semi anarchy, Serenity, Server, smp, Spawn, Survival, Wild

Serenity SMP
This is a Minecraft Bedrock Survival Multiplayer Server.
Serenity SMP aims to build a survival server only for bedrock users, we believe geyser software creates lag so serenity doesn’t allow crossplay for java users.
IP: serenitysmp.online
Port: 19132
discord : https://discord.gg/MmaPR6n9fY
IN-GAME RULES:
Players can no longer build multi-dimensional farms (i.e nether -> overworld gold farm). Players can no longer build any portal-ticking farm at all. Overworld border has been limited to 100k 100k. Nether border has been limited to 12,500.
Note : Please do not make your base anywhere near spawn or in any /wild spot, you’ll get raided.

FAQ

Q: Can Java players join Serenity SMP?

A: No, Serenity SMP is only for Bedrock users and does not allow Java players due to potential lag caused by crossplay.

Q: What are the in-game rules regarding farms on Serenity SMP?

A: Players are not allowed to build multi-dimensional farms or any portal-ticking farms. The overworld border is limited to 100k 100k and the Nether border is limited to 12,500.

Q: Where should I build my base on Serenity SMP?

A: It is recommended to not build your base near spawn or in any /wild spot to avoid being raided.

”PixelPraise Minecraft Server”
Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Enya Ignis, fuyo cloverfield, idol company, idol corp, idol corp general, idolEN, idolEN E-Sekai, idolEN ENCORE, idolEN Endless, idolEN Genesis, idolES, idolES EternalS, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Meica05, Minecraft, Momo Otako, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, PixelPraise, poko rakun, Prism, rin penrose, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Server, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are always poppin’ and the mobs are always droppin’!
Join us for epic adventures with our idolEN Genesis crew, like Kattarina Qutie who can slay Ender Dragons with her killer vocals, or Nikki Rei who can charm creepers with her Twitter feed!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the idolEN E-Sekai realm with Juna Unagi, the queen of Redstone, Rin Penrose, the Twitch streaming wizard, and Fuyo Cloverfield, the mining master!
And don’t forget about idolEN Endless, where Roca Rourin can build a castle faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”, Poko Rakun can tame wolves with just a wink, and Kai Saikota can fish up a Storm!
Still not convinced? How about joining idolES EternalS, where Meica05 can farm like no other, Koa Akugaki can ride a pig like a boss, and Ruby Runeheart can craft potions that’ll make you see double!
And for the grand finale, hop on over to idolEN ENCORE, where Enya Ignis can ride a minecart like a pro, Shabel Tonya can tame a herd of llamas with ease, and Chikafuji Lisa can build a rollercoaster that’ll make your head spin!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become part of the craziest, most epic idol crew in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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AlienCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
#youtube, AlienCraft, Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina Twitch Archive, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi Twitch, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro YouTube, Ember Amane, Ember Amane Twitter, Erina Makina, Erina Makina Twitch, Ex-Tsunderia vt, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri Archive, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie YouTube, idol corp, Idol Corp vt, illustrated guide, Invaders, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi Twitch, Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi Twitter, Kawaii, Kawaii vt, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko Twitch Archive, LIA, Lia from Phase Connect, Minecraft, pcgia Links, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Archives, Phase Connect Second Generation, Phase Friends, Phase Friends vt, PixelLink, PixelLink vt, Previous thread, prima, Prima vt, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys YouTube, Sayu Sincronisity, Sayu Sincronisity vt, Server, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitch, twitter, Ultimate, V4Mirai, V4Mirai vt, VReverie Extended, VReverie Extended vt, Yubicraft, Yubicraft vt
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can connect with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to hang out with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some virtual idol performances. Our server is so lit that even creepers are lining up to get in (literally, they love the music)! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the Phase Friends crew and explore the pixelated wonders of our world.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and join us for some blocky fun that will make you say, “Creeper? Oh man, this server’s the bomb!”

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NoBadVibesBdayBash
alcohol, Birthday Party, Boundaries, children’s party, cigarettes, dealing with family issues, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Inappropriate Behavior, NoBadVibesBdayBash, parenting, parenting decisions, party planning, setting boundaries, substance abuse, Ultimatum
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama doesn’t exist because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments.
Looking for a place to escape from the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can explore vast landscapes, mine for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world.
Forget about awkward family parties and drunk uncles – on our server, the only thing you’ll be intoxicated by is the thrill of discovering new biomes and crafting powerful weapons. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a gaming experience like no other!
And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come on in and let’s make some memories together – minus the family feuds and inappropriate comments!

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