ineptitude – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NoobCraftPro

basic life skills, basic skills, Challenges, clumsiness, deficiencies, everyday tasks, inadequacy, inadequateness, incapability, Incompetence, incompetence in daily tasks, incompetence in simple tasks, ineffectiveness, inefficiency, ineptitude, lack of ability, lack of proficiency, NoobCraftPro, poor performance, Shortcomings, Struggles

Are you a total noob at Minecraft? Can’t even build a dirt hut without it collapsing on you? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We specialize in helping players who are hilariously bad at the game. We’ve got a team of expert builders who will hold your hand every step of the way, whether you’re trying to craft a simple pickaxe or take on the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. Join them in their quest for world domination (or at least a really good chicken coop).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts helpful and absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare to laugh your way to victory!

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NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

areas for improvement, Challenges, deficiencies, Failures, faults, flaws, imperfections, inabilities, inadequacies, incapability, Incompetence, ineptitude, Lacking, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, NoobMaster69, poor performance, Shortcomings, Skills, smp, Struggles, Terrible, weaknesses

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Are creepers constantly blowing up your builds because you can’t aim a bow to save your life? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we embrace the terrible! In fact, we have a special award for the player who dies the most in a single day – the “Oops, I Did It Again” trophy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and you too could become a poultry overlord, clucking your way to victory!

So come on down to our server, where being terrible is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.

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Democraft Disaster: Where chaos reigns and creepers run for office

Chaos, Corruption, CREEPERS, Crisis, Democraft, Democrat, Disarray, Disaster, Division, Dysfunction, Failure, Government, Incompetence, ineffective, ineptitude, leadership, Mismanagement, office, Partisan, Politics, power struggle, REIGNS, RUN, shit show, TURMOIL

Are you tired of boring, well-organized Minecraft servers with competent leadership? Then come join our server, where chaos reigns supreme thanks to our team of Democrat leaders!

Picture this: instead of efficient decision-making and clear communication, you’ll have endless debates and filibusters over which block to place next. Our server is like a virtual Capitol Hill, but with creepers and zombies instead of politicians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are truly one-of-a-kind. Join us for the annual “Campaign Trail” where players compete to win votes from the rest of the server by building the most impressive structures. And don’t miss out on the “Scandal Showdown” where players try to out-scheme each other in a battle of political intrigue.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a complete shit show in the best way possible, come join us today! Who needs competent leadership when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

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Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

Bad Luck, blocks, conning dimwits, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, ends, Failure, financial loss, fraud, handing him money, Incompetence, ineptitude, LOSING, losing streak, Scamming.., Streak, sucks at everything, swindling, Trickery, Unlucky, unlucky streak, Unskilled

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

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CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, disastrous leadership, failed presidency, inadequate leadership, incapable leader, Incompetence, ineffective, ineptitude, lack of experience, lack of leadership skills, leadership, leadership failure, leadership incompetence, political failure, poor decision making, president, presidential inadequacy, presidential incompetence, presidential ineffectiveness, Skills, unfit for office, Unqualified, useless president, weak leadership

Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

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WildGhost

PvP

WildGhost is a new Crystal Box server with the Wild West theme. We offer loads of cool featues for both our members and ranked players.

Discord: https://discord.gg/wildghost Store: https://wildghost.craftingstore.net/ Socials: https://www.tiktok.com/@wildghost.me

There’s currently only one gamemode but this will be changed soon!

By voting at Wild Ghost you will be given a Vote Key that you can use to earn Coins which can you traded with everything we offer in our trade shops.

185.228.82.6:25937

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IceCream Network

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IceCream Network is a simple Minecraft Lifesteal server with CPvP mode on. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and has more gamemodes on the way like bedwars. Join now so you don’t miss a second of its incredible journey to becoming the next top Minecraft server!

play.icecream-network.us.to

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FlameBurst

Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

The most unique Minecraft SMP server you will find! – Custom Classes/Items – Custom Bosses and Mobs – PvP Arena – Lifesteal – IP: flameburst.net – Server Online: 24/7 Create an experience you will never forget! Join now!

flameburst.net

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Project Other World

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

⋙FEATURES⋘ NOTE: Something important to keep in mind is that these features are for every season, but features such as commands and plugins depends on the season we are currently in!

SEASONS: Seasons are the biggest feature on our server! Every season has a new theme! For example, perhaps one season there is no elytras, or another there is two factions, or another there is dungeons! No matter what, every season will bring you something new! NO HARD RESETS: You may think seasons mean we will reset the map and you will lose all your work. However, each season we simply reset inventories and move to a different area of the map! Therefore your work is never lost! CROSSPLAY: Bedrock and Java allowed! NO CLAIMS: You do not need to mess with claim plugins! You can build wherever you want (with some restrictions). What’s the use of a sandbox game when you’re restricted? But don’t worry, your builds ARE protected (check protection). EVENTS: We host outside of the server events with popular gamemodes such as hunger games, build battle, and kit pvp. We also do custom gamemodes you won’t find anywhere else like maze runner, total drama island, and super smash mobs! PROTECTION: Your builds are 100% protected by rollbacks and core inspect. These features allow you to have anything stolen or destroyed to be restored with a single command. WHITELISTED: Our server may be public for anyone to join, but we have an application process and only those who are accepted may join the server! You can apply on our discord! NO PAY TO WIN: We do have a donator rank, but that is only for fun little cosmetics. You can also get the donator rank through other means other than money! Everyone has equal opportunity. COMMUNITY RAN: Almost everything added is voted upon by the server. Plugins, events, changes, removals and so on. Your word matters just as much as everyone else. MOVIE NIGHTS: We also sometimes host movie nights :)

https://discord.gg/wXJHcehM

15.204.60.0:25594

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Astrum

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AstrumMC. A minecraft server with a vast space theme. Come join us as we journey through the cosmos and discover some rather interesting and possibly dangerous facts about the world as we know it

play.astrummc.xyz

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Yandura SMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Yandura’s Factions Kit PVP Server, where intense PvP battles await! Join renowned content creator Yandura in a competitive, fast-paced environment. Engage in Kit PVP and Factions PVP, face challenging World Bosses, enjoy minigames with rewards, and experience frequent updates and events. Prepare for thrilling PvP, custom enchantments, and live-streamed giveaways. Dominate the battlefield, earn rewards, and become the ultimate PvP champion. Join today and unleash your PvP skills!

yandura.xyz

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TimburrSMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to timburrsmp, a plain vanilla server with a small, growing community. We seek to go big and increase our community so we can make it even better, for your enjoyment. Join the discord for support (found on the left)

147.135.20.148

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Anarchy Experiment

Anarchy, Survival

This server will never have any plugins, mods, or admins. You’re free to do whatever you want.

There won’t be any land claim, tpa or rtp.

There won’t be anyone to ban or kick players, or anyone to censor chat, please keep this in mind.

Good luck!

**This server is seperate to play.mysticworldmc.com.

anarchy.mysticworldmc.com

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CrumbleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

CrumbleCraft is a brand new minecraft server dedicated to giving players a safe place to be their creative selves and make new friends. The server will be extremely community based and will not only be fun, but also informative and educational. Weekly events will be held, as well as Classes at the “Unit University” located in spawn. There will be many different types of classes going on that all players will be able to sign up for to learn all sorts of topics that pertain to their interests! The server will also include a Vanilla/SMP feel where players can go off and create their own homes in the wild or even start their own towns with friends!

play.CrumbleCraft.net

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F3F5

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

F3F5 is the oldest anarchic Minecraft server, founded on 06/29.23 | 23:55 GE. The server is in complete chaos, disorder and ruin. There are no administrators, no rules, no anti-cheat. This is the oldest griefer server in the history of Minecraft. At the same time, imagine, for many years of existence there has never world reset.

f3f5.org

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