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Schedule Minecraft SMP Madness

anger, Chaos, confusion, disorganization, feeling frustrated, feeling lost, feeling stressed, Frustration, inability to see, inefficiency, lack of visibility, madness, Minecraft, overwhelmed, overwhelmed by responsibilities, overwhelmed by schedule, Schedule, scheduling issues, smp, stress, time constraints, Time management, time management problems

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	211
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Farms Harvested:	652	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is so messed up, you’ll never know when the next event is happening. It’s like playing Minecraft in the Upside Down. But hey, who needs a schedule when you can just stumble upon a surprise party in a randomly generated village?

Join us if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of trying to navigate through the darkness because someone forgot to pay the electricity bill in the server room. It’s like playing Minecraft blindfolded, but with a lot more screaming and confusion.

So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs to see anything anyway? It’s all about the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to a normal schedule again.

NoMoreStickyFingers

annoyances, daily inconvenience, everyday annoyances, first world problems, Frustration, Improvement, INCONVENIENCE, inefficiency, innovation, minor inconveniences, modern society, NoMoreStickyFingers, persistent issues, Pet Peeves, societal challenges, SOLUTIONS, Technology, unresolved issues, unresolved problems, unsolved problems

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Divine Spears Created:	15
Crops Grown:	5540	Alien Abductions:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Tired of not being able to ride a unicorn to work every day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you ride unicorns, but you can also fly on dragons and teleport to the nearest Taco Bell whenever you’re hungry!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas with diamond swords, or take a break and relax in our luxurious diamond mansion with a built-in jacuzzi filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s fireproof)!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (just be careful of the evil potato goblins guarding it)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to boring daily inconveniences forever!

WorkSucksMinecraftSMP

constant interruptions, favoritism, inefficiency, lack of autonomy, lack of communication, lack of growth opportunities, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of teamwork, lack of training, lack of work-life balance, micromanagement, negative feedback, office gossip, office politics, repetitive tasks, toxic environment, unrealistic deadlines, workplace complaints, WorkSucksMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
New Chunks Explored:	976300	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	259	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Are you tired of hearing Karen from accounting complain about her cat’s dietary preferences? Do you dread the sound of your boss’s annoying laugh echoing through the office? Well, it’s time to escape the mundane world and join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come chill with us and build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses. Want to show off your PvP skills? Challenge your friends to a duel in our arena and claim victory with a diamond sword named “Karen’s Nightmare”.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their rebellion with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the office drama behind and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember to watch out for creepers and Karens alike!

IneffiCraft: Where Efficiency Goes to Die

advanced society, Advanced technology, current age, Die, efficiency, Humanity, inefficiency, inefficiency in advancements, inefficiency in humanity, inefficiency in progress, inefficiency in society, inefficiency in technology, inefficient practices, inefficient systems, IneffiCraft, innovation, mind-blowing technology, modern age, modern technology, progress, technological advancements, technological inefficiencies

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

LOL come join dis MINECRAFT server where we do EVERYTHING in da most INEFFICIENT way possible!

we build houses with upside down stairs, mine diamonds with wooden pickaxes, and ride pigs into battle against creepers!

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is backwards.

Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before. It’s a total disaster and we LOVE it!

FDA-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

Agencies, bureaucracy, bureaucratic mess, Corruption, FDA, FDAFreeCraft, Government, government agencies, government inefficiency, government waste, Incompetence, ineffective, ineffective policies, inefficiency, Minecraft, oversight, red tape, Regulation, regulatory bodies, Server, useless, useless regulations, Waste of Money

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with useless agencies? Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have a secret agency dedicated to finding the best pizza toppings in the world! That’s right, forget about saving the world from creepers, we’re on a mission to create the ultimate pizza masterpiece! Join us for epic pizza battles, crazy toppings, and a whole lot of cheesy fun. Who needs boring old agencies when you can be part of the most delicious mission in Minecraft history? Join now and let’s get saucy!

Tabby’s Tilted Tower of LOLs

bloat, browser, clutter, design principles, digital clutter, inefficiency, lols, navigation, organization, redundancy, software, Software Development, tabby’s, tabs, TILTED, Tower, ui design, user experience, user interaction, user interface, user interface design, vertical tabs, web design, web development

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	New Chunks Explored:	539298
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Ores Mined:	7403

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our vertical tabs are bloat – yeah, you heard that right! We’ve got tabs that are so vertical, they make the Eiffel Tower look horizontal. And don’t even get us started on our insane stories – rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Taxcraft: Where Creeper IRS collects diamonds >2nd highest tax pressure in the world…

anger, anger towards government, Collects, Country, creeper, diamonds, Doctor, Frustration, Government, gt2nd, Healthcare, healthcare frustration, healthcare system, healthcare wait times, Highest, highest tax pressure, inefficiency, IRS, long trail, long wait, political discontent, PRESSURE, stomach pain, Tax, tax burden, TaxCraft, TAXES, wait time, world

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Tired of waiting 45 days to see a doctor for a little stomach pain? Sick of high tax pressure crushing your dreams? Say goodbye to that crappy country and join our Minecraft server instead! Here, doctors teleport to you instantly and taxes are paid in diamonds. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself. So leave that real-life nonsense behind and come join the insanity on our server!

LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Villages Defended:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3708
Zombie Dances:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

AirPollutionMC

air pollution, AirPollutionMC, community health, D-rated neighborhoods, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, ER visits, fine particulate matter, health disparities, health equity, mental disorder, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, new york, Nitrogen dioxide, pollution effects, pollution exposure, public health, redlined communities, urban environments

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the air is so clean, you’ll never have to worry about mental health risks from air pollution again! That’s right, no more ER visits for mental disorders caused by nasty pollutants. Our server is like a breath of fresh air for your brain!

But wait, there’s more! Not only is our air cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword, but our community is so redlined, you’ll feel like you’re living in the swankiest neighborhood in New York City. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones in our D-rated paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, brain-damaged Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

OshiCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, AMBITION, Anime, Competition, determination, dreams, friendship, hard work, Manga, Minecraft, Oshi no Ko, OshiCraft, Passion, perseverance, Rivalry, Server, sports, success, teamwork, The eyes of a winner, Training, Underdog, Victory

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	273
Potions Brewed:	187	Emeralds Found:	6046
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Crops Grown:	6605	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where winners are born! Join us and witness the power of the “eyes of a winner” as you dominate the virtual world like never before.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you continue your journey, you come across a group of friendly villagers who offer to trade with you in exchange for rare items like dragon eggs and nether stars. And just when you think it can’t get any better, you discover a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the mobs are all friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Eye of the Winner” – a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unimaginable power and fortune. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this eye will become the ruler of the server, with the ability to bend reality to their will and summon armies of loyal minions to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to wield the “Eye of the Winner” and become the ultimate champion of our crazy Minecraft world.

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2023 – The Blocky Check-In

blocky, Checkin, general, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel Booru, Hazbin Hotel Creator’s YouTube Channel, Hazbin Hotel Cytube Channel, Hazbin Hotel Episode Playlist, Hazbin Hotel Fics, Hazbin Hotel Full Episodes, Hazbin Hotel Official Website, hazbin hotel pilot, Hazbin Hotel Previous Threads, Hazbin Hotel Website, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Episode Playlist, Helluva Boss Full Episodes, Helluva Boss Pilot, Helluva Boss Website, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, Minecraft, Psyanon Fanfic Recordings, smp, Team Rocket Edition

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Team Rocket EditionOP Template server where you can live out your wildest Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fantasies.

Ever wanted to be like Charlie and rehabilitate demons in Hell? Well, now’s your chance! Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or maybe you’re more of a Blitzo type, running your own assassin business in the fiery depths of the underworld. With your trusty weapons specialist Moxxie, bruiser Millie, and receptionist hellhound Loona by your side, anything is possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane storylines, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of rabid ghasts. Join us for a chance to experience Hell like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our Hellish Minecraft world. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, babysitting responsibilities, blended family issues, boundaries with family, co-parenting struggles, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family resentment, Family Support, generational differences, parenting roles, refusing to help family, sibling rivalry, step-parenting challenges, stepfamily dynamics, stepsibling relationships

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, complete with a stepdad who expects you to call him “dad” but you just can’t bring yourself to do it. And don’t forget the stepsister who won’t let you near her baby but expects you to babysit on weekdays after school. It’s a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than an episode of Jerry Springer, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play Minecraft on our server and escape into a world of chaos and ridiculousness? Don’t be the odd one out, come join the madness today!

PixelPerfect SMP: Booty Blocks

blocks, BOOTY, PixelPerfect, smp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft SMP, the most attractive feature on a person is definitely their ability to build a house that doesn’t look like a pile of dirt blocks stacked on top of each other! We’ve had some real winners come through here with houses that look like they were designed by a blind Enderman with no sense of style.

But hey, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to show off your building skills and impress everyone with your architectural prowess. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of that special someone who can’t resist a good cobblestone castle.

So come on over and join us for some blocky shenanigans and maybe even find love in a world made of cubes. Just watch out for those creepers, they’re known for blowing up relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

CheaterCraft: The Love Block Betrayal

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Breakup, CHEATER, CheaterCraft, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend, Cheating husband, cheating partner, cheating stories, cheating wife, DATING, Deception, dishonesty, ex, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lies, love, relationships, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mines Excavated:	3876	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

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