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EienCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	245	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the craziness never stops! Join us for a wild ride with Gen 1 MuseiaSkye Shinryu, the dorky mecha fan who will show you the ropes of action games and zatsu like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 brings you HavenZumi Dokumi, the unhinged tomboy who will take you on a journey through indie and retro games that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about Mirri Saffire, the energetic girl who will have you screaming with delight as she tackles horror games like a pro.

And let’s not overlook Blaise Shinryu, the ironic weeb who will school you in action games and Nier with a twist you won’t see coming. Amora Lumina, the silly noblewoman, will have you speedrunning like a champ while showing off her drawing skills that will leave you in awe.

Last but not least, Nanimo Navi, the comfy girl who will introduce you to League, Animal Crossing, and Halo in a way that will make you never want to leave. Join us now for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Guyver Volume 22 Storytime Minecraft SMP

271094385, action, Adventure, alien technology, Anime, Aptom, battle, bio-boosted armor, Chronos Corporation, guyver, Hyper-Zoanoids, Lost Numbers, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Previous thread, Sci Fi, Sho Fukamachi, smp, storytime, transformation, Volume, volume 22, Zoanoids

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the caves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to breakdance with the Wither boss. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this insane Minecraft world.

SibSassCraft

cat care, cat ownership, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, Expectations, family dynamics, family living arrangements, feeling disrespected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unappreciated, household responsibilities, lack of involvement, pet care, pet neglect, pet ownership, post-surgery care, relationship conflicts, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, SibSassCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s responsibilities on a Minecraft server? Join our server and let your virtual pets thrive without any drama!

Picture this: you and your boyfriend are the ultimate cat parents, taking care of a calm cat and a hyperactive kitten named Gigi. But wait, his lazy siblings are nowhere to be found when it comes to cat duties. They’re off gallivanting with their dad overseas, leaving you and your boyfriend to handle all the post-surgery care for Gigi.

But fear not, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life sibling drama. No more name-calling or arguments over who should clean the litter box. On our server, everyone pitches in to take care of the virtual pets, and if they don’t, they face eviction (in the game, of course).

So join our server now and let your inner cat parent shine without the real-life drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Gigi to take care of and love unconditionally. Just don’t forget to feed them virtual fish!

CraftyLiesMC

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most ineffective lies you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids one day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Magentanto! Where even the creepers are fashionable

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Magentanto Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Join Megantanto, a modded minecraft nation! We offer roleplay, civilizations, and a unique experience.

Features:

Start a barony!
Start a business!
Dabble in politics!
Start a religion! (No real religions, make your own)
Fight in wars!
Roleplay with friends!
Fight in PVP battles against other nations!

The server is primarily modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.

If you have any questions or are intrigued, join our discord.

There is a place for everyone on this server, whether you’re a pvper, a roleplayer, or just looking to make money or lead a barony.

To join, send a discord friend request: @selenedecays

IP: 119.127.61.187:25585

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is this server modded?	Yes, the server is modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.
Can I start my own barony?	Yes, you can start your own barony on the server.
Are there PVP battles?	Yes, you can participate in PVP battles against other nations.
Can I roleplay with friends?	Yes, you can roleplay with friends on the server.
How do I join the server?	Send a discord friend request to @selenedecays and use the IP: 119.127.61.187:25585 to connect.

Peace Walker Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Potions Brewed:	181
New Chunks Explored:	77488	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden loot that only the most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire world upside down just for laughs. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!

And let’s not forget about our custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. From parkour challenges to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

B B B R R R R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P P P P P P P P P P – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in intense dance-offs with creepers, and hunt for rare diamonds while wearing a tutu and a top hat.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic!

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until you lose your voice, and fart until you pass out from lack of oxygen, then come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things might get a little… explosive. BBBRRRRAaaAAAAAaAAAAPpppppppppp ….. pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt!

UncleIncelGamer420

age gap, bills, car troubles, clap back, college freshman, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, family dynamics, Family Events, generational differences, gold diggers, incel, relationships, self-pity, stay at home wife, toxic masculinity, uncle, UncleIncelGamer420, Women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Animals Bred:	55

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from annoying uncles like Robby!

Join us and leave behind the self-pitying, gold-digging, and car-troubleshooting drama of real life. Our server is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any toxic family members getting in your way.

Uncle Robby may not have his life together, but you can have it all in our Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no incels or disrespectful relatives allowed!

HabitHacker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	221	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dimension Hops:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to quit the hardest habit of all – mining for diamonds! Our server is so stacked with bling that you’ll never have to lift a pickaxe again. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a chain-smoker and will only give you the best loot if you can out-smoke him in a competition. So come join us and kick that diamond mining habit to the curb!

GenZGraveyard

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	752888
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we believe that the only things that should die with our generation are creepers and boring gameplay.

On our server, you can expect to embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to steer clear).