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NoobCraftPro

basic life skills, basic skills, Challenges, clumsiness, deficiencies, everyday tasks, inadequacy, inadequateness, incapability, Incompetence, incompetence in daily tasks, incompetence in simple tasks, ineffectiveness, inefficiency, ineptitude, lack of ability, lack of proficiency, NoobCraftPro, poor performance, Shortcomings, Struggles

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you a total noob at Minecraft? Can’t even build a dirt hut without it collapsing on you? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We specialize in helping players who are hilariously bad at the game. We’ve got a team of expert builders who will hold your hand every step of the way, whether you’re trying to craft a simple pickaxe or take on the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. Join them in their quest for world domination (or at least a really good chicken coop).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts helpful and absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare to laugh your way to victory!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9418
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2121	Magic Items Found:	2945
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ores Mined:	2383
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	68
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!

Hardcore 22

Active, Community, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Hardcore, Hardcorepvp, Landclaim, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Votes:	4353

Server Overview

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Hardcore mode. No natural regeneration.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server’s theme?	The server is a Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore server with a Hardcore mode and no natural regeneration.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord for details on joining and find the IP address to connect.

Crafted Cyberspace 1.20

AA2Mini, AAUnlimited, Artificial Academy 2, BetterRepack, booru, character cards, CheatTools, crafted, Cyberspace, general FAQ, HF Patch, ILLUSION, Installation Guide, Modding Reference Guide, Mods, PoV Mod, Slider Unlock, Summer Vacation Scramble, svs, SVS Cards, Tekito Mod, Wiki

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about Artificial Academy 2 and Summer Vacation Scramble! Join us for some wild discussions and chaos galore!

Why join, you ask? Well, we got pre-installed games and unlimited updates that will blow your mind! Plus, we have a guide for installing AA2Mini that will make your head spin with excitement!

And don’t even get me started on the character cards database – it’s like a treasure trove of non-OC madness that will make you question reality itself!

Mods, mods, and more mods! We got everything you need to customize your experience and make it as wacky as possible. Booru? We got it. Modding reference guide? We got that too. It’s a modder’s paradise up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Summer Vacation Scramble is also on the menu, with its own wiki and installation guide. Get ready for some mind-bending fun with Tekito Mod, PoV Mod, and Slider Unlock – it’s a rollercoaster of madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server of chaos and insanity, where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. Previous threads? Who cares! Come join the fun!