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  • TipsyCraft Minecraft SMP

    TipsyCraft Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, bros and broettes, lemme tell ya about this lit Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server out there, with crazier shenanigans than a llama on roller skates!

    So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!

    Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!

    So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

    Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

    One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

    Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin is drunk right now and you never know what crazy decisions they’ll make next. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant disco party complete with flashing lights and funky music.

    But that’s not all – our players are a wild bunch too. We once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear the next day. Rumor has it, it was stolen by a group of mischievous villagers who now use it as their own personal clubhouse.

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always unpredictable, then look no further. Join us and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of a time! Just make sure to keep an eye on your valuables – you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal them in the name of “pranking”.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoDrunkTurkeyDay

    NoDrunkTurkeyDay

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    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

    On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GunHoldingNoobs

    GunHoldingNoobs

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do the cha cha slide. once, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers are the djs. if u join, u might just find a portal to a land made entirely of cheese. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes. so come join da fun, cuz on dis server, anything is possible, even if it don’t make no sense.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Just a lonely Minecraft server searching for its other half – in Java [modded]!

    Just a lonely Minecraft server searching for its other half – in Java [modded]!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type One Piece
    Mod Pack Custom
    Server Rules No weird stuff

    FAQ

    Q: Can the mod pack be changed?

    A: If majority of players want a different mod pack, the server may reset.

    Q: Are there any rules in the discord server?

    A: There are not many rules, just no weird stuff.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the discord server at https://discord.gg/tQcFpmZez6

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

    YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and geography? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we settle these debates in the most epic way possible – through PVP battles! Fight for Taiwan or China in our epic showdowns and prove once and for all who the rightful owner is. Plus, our server has the raddest builds and the dankest memes this side of the blocky world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s settle this once and for all, Minecraft style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FedoraCraft Minecraft Server

    FedoraCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you’ve just installed Fedora and have no idea what to do next. Why? Because we have a secret underground society of Fedora-wearing chickens who will guide you on your journey to becoming a Fedora master.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who have learned how to breakdance. Yes, you read that right. Breakdancing pandas. Need we say more?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Because who doesn’t love a good cheeseburger, especially when it’s covered in diamonds?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Fedora-wearing chickens, breakdancing pandas, and diamond cheeseburgers await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MomlessWedding

    MomlessWedding

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only good vibes are allowed! Just like this player’s mom causing unnecessary chaos, we don’t tolerate any negativity here. Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind!

    Our server is a place where you can escape from the craziness of the real world and immerse yourself in a fun and friendly community. Build your dream wedding venue with your supportive dad by your side, and invite all your Minecraft friends to celebrate with you!

    Don’t worry about uninviting your mom, we promise she won’t show up unannounced and start drama here. Our server is a safe space where you can relax, have fun, and focus on building your perfect virtual life without any interference.

    So come join us and experience a drama-free Minecraft world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a skyscraper! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP