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TipsyCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dragons Tamed:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	7405	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, lemme tell ya about this lit Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server out there, with crazier shenanigans than a llama on roller skates!

So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!

Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

alcohol, bar hopping, Beer, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, feeling good, hangover, Having Fun, inebriated, intoxicated, late night, letting loose, Minecraft, partying, player, smp, tipsy, under the influence, wild night, wine

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	197	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin is drunk right now and you never know what crazy decisions they’ll make next. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant disco party complete with flashing lights and funky music.

But that’s not all – our players are a wild bunch too. We once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear the next day. Rumor has it, it was stolen by a group of mischievous villagers who now use it as their own personal clubhouse.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always unpredictable, then look no further. Join us and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of a time! Just make sure to keep an eye on your valuables – you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal them in the name of “pranking”.

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Gems Collected:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ores Mined:	6543
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Animals Bred:	185	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

NoDrunkTurkeyDay

aita, alcoholism, berating, Cancer, coping with loss, Drunk, family dynamics, Family Events, Fighting, holidays, inebriated, nagging, NoDrunkTurkeyDay, overconsumption, pot smoking, Retirement, shots fired, Thanksgiving, Train wreck, Unbearable, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	250
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	49
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

LocksNfridgeCraft

belongings, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Locks, LocksNfridgeCraft, Maturity, mini fridge, parenting, personal space, privacy, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, self defense, self-care, sharing, Siblings

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Animals Bred:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of your pesky siblings ruining your stuff and invading your privacy? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual fortress with impenetrable locks to keep them out! No more smashed makeup, rumpled books, or stolen food – unless, of course, you invite them in. Let your creativity run wild as you design the ultimate sibling-proof sanctuary. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about being grounded for protecting your belongings again! Join now and say goodbye to sibling shenanigans for good!

TV Show & ChillCraft

binge watching, Chill out, Chillcraft, comfort binge, comfort food, comfort TV show, comfort zone, Cozy, escapism, Familiar, favorite TV show, feel good tv, feel good vibes, guilty pleasure, happy place, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, Show, soothing, stress relief, unwind

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of watching the same old TV shows over and over again? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of entertainment.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start performing a synchronized dance routine to your favorite comfort TV show theme song. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers. They may explode, but they sure know how to boogie down.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unforgettable and wacky experience that will have you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

GoldDiggerTateCraft

andrew tate, GoldDiggerTateCraft, Imane Khelif, juxtaposition, olympic gold, outed, Trans, Wild

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ores Mined:	7627	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where anything is possible! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the moonwalk. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

we also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure guarded by a dragon who loves to tell dad jokes. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply and you can float around like a majestic unicorn.

join us now for a truly mind-blowing experience that will make you question reality itself. plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword hidden somewhere in the server, you will gain the power to control time itself. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

Ravencraft: Where even the Endermen pretend they’re not watching”

Address, Adults, BUILD, Community, Create, Difficulty, endermen, Experiment, Explore, Firespread, gallery, Map, Mods, multiplayer, new, PRETEND, Ravencraft, road network, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sleep plugin, Staff, Survival, Theyre, Watching, world border

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Server Name	Ravencraft
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival multiplayer
Staff	Friendly mods
Community	Expanding community of players
Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org

About Us:

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty & sleep plugin
Firespread enabled
Expanding road network & Nether tunnel system
Dedicated hardware & Dynmap
Discord & LGBTQI+ friendly

We’re looking for players who:

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of others
Want to hang out with friendly folks

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18?A: No, the server is for players 18 and over.
Q: Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?A: No, hacks or cheats such as x-ray and baritone are not allowed.
Q: What are the server rules?A: The server rules can be found here.
Q: Is the server LGBTQI+ friendly?A: Yes, the server is LGBTQI+ friendly.
Q: How can I apply to join the server?A: Hop on the server and we will set you up with a quick application.

DinnerCraft Server

Appetizing, comfort food, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Dining, Dinner, dinnercraft, Eating, Evening, family, feast, Food, Gathering, homemade, Hungry, kitchen, meal prep, mealtime, recipes, Server, Supper, Tasty

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mines Excavated:	3140
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of fun and craziness!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land and are demanding all the seeds in exchange for peace. Or how about a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant the eater unlimited luck in finding rare loot?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive entertainment is guaranteed (literally). Watch as creepers perform death-defying stunts and try not to get blown up in the process!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	244	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, Apology, Bridesmaid, Communication, Condolences, family emergency, Friend, friendship, grace, Minecraft, response, serious illness, Server, stress, Struggle, Support, uncertainty, uninvited, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful friends who can’t handle a little uncertainty? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this bridezilla drama.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being uninvited to a wedding or being blamed for ruining someone’s special day. Instead, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and supported through any family emergencies or life struggles you may face.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of friendship and support in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible. Who needs toxic friends when you can have a whole community of Minecraft players who have your back no matter what?

KidSplash Bikini Zone

#motherhood support., Bikini, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, family, judgment, KidSplash, modesty, Motherhood, motherhood struggles, parenting, peer pressure, postpartum body, Pregnancy, quadruplets, self-confidence, social norms, stretch marks, swimming lessons, swimsuit etiquette, two piece swimsuit, Zone

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Ores Mined:	9382	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Farms Harvested:	141

Are you tired of boring old swimming lessons where everyone wears the same old swimsuits? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky swimming experience like no other!

Picture this: you, your husband, and his friends all rocking some stylish trunks with no shirts, while your quadruplets splash around learning to swim. But wait, here’s the twist – you’re wearing a two-piece swimsuit that shows off your awesome baby belly stretch marks from having quadruplets! The other moms might not appreciate your unique fashion sense, but we sure do!

Join our server for a swim-tastic time filled with laughter, fun, and of course, some questionable fashion choices. Who needs modesty when you can show off your fabulous post-pregnancy bod to the world? So come on over and dive into the craziness – just make sure to cover up that scandalous stomach if you want to avoid any mommy drama!

LoveCraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, Companionship, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, Happiness, long term, love, lovecraft, Partnership, Passion, relationships, romance, smp, soulmate, Support, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Villages Defended:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Buildings Constructed:	50
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Love on our Minecraft SMP is when you find the perfect spot to build your dream house and then accidentally blow it up with a creeper. But don’t worry, our community will come together to help you rebuild and laugh at your misfortune. Join us for a chance to experience the chaotic and hilarious world of our server, where love means never having to mine alone.

ForgetMeCraft

coping, emotional baggage, forget, ForgetMeCraft, forgiveness, haunting memory, healing, Inner Demons, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, Therapy, traumatic memory

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Emeralds Found:	9715
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Enchantments Applied:	132

Are you tired of being haunted by that embarrassing memory of accidentally calling your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from your cringeworthy past! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where nobody knows about your awkward moments and where you can start fresh with a clean slate. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust as you conquer new adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave that embarrassing memory in the virtual dust where it belongs!