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  • TipsyCraft Minecraft SMP

    TipsyCraft Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, bros and broettes, lemme tell ya about this lit Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server out there, with crazier shenanigans than a llama on roller skates!

    So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!

    Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!

    So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

    Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

    One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

    Tipsy Minecraft SMP Player

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin is drunk right now and you never know what crazy decisions they’ll make next. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant disco party complete with flashing lights and funky music.

    But that’s not all – our players are a wild bunch too. We once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear the next day. Rumor has it, it was stolen by a group of mischievous villagers who now use it as their own personal clubhouse.

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always unpredictable, then look no further. Join us and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of a time! Just make sure to keep an eye on your valuables – you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal them in the name of “pranking”.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoDrunkTurkeyDay

    NoDrunkTurkeyDay

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

    On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Simbey World

    Simbey World

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come play on a survival/factions server that hands out free items just for playing! Explore the world, build a fortress, trade with the villagers! The origin is periodically reset, so be sure to go beyond 512 blocks from (0, 0) to build.

    The rules are simple: 1. Raiding is allowed, but griefing (being destructive for the sake of being destructive) will get you banned. 2. Don’t kill the villagers. Trade with them. 3. Don’t ask to be staff. This server runs all by itself. 4. Don’t connect with a modified game client.

    Unlike other servers, you won’t be nagged about voting or donations. The chat will actually be quiet as you play! Also, there aren’t intrusive/abusive “staff” players who will follow you around or harass you. While no Minecraft server can guarantee complete privacy for private messages between players, you can rest easier knowing that no one is reading private messages in real-time (like on some servers). Finally, this server promotes and encourages free speech. You will not be banned for saying anything in chat or for what you write on signs or in books in the game. Of course, you may be mocked for being stupid, so don’t be stupid. 🙂

    simbey.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sunpark

    Sunpark

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    Welcome! This is an amusement park for young and old!

    Welcome! A themepark!! FOR EVERYBODY!!

    (Opening not yet announced!)

    sunpark.uhcserv.be:10114

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Natublock network

    Natublock network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: mc.natublock.net

    mc.natublock.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Delicious Craft

    Delicious Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    The plugins we run:

    – Essentials – CustomHeads – ServerSigns – HealthBar – LWC – Shopkeepers – MCMMO – Worldguard – Jobs – WorldEdit – ItemLoreStats (Custom weapon drops, names and more!) – PermissionsEx – TreeAssist – HolographicDisplays – CoreProtect – ClearLag – AutoSaveWorld – TabList – Vault

    45.121.211.100

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Moltrespvp4

    Moltrespvp4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, MoltresPvP is a lag-free server. MoltresPvP offers high quality KitPvP and 1v1s. You may fight without hackers, spammers, or cheaters. Our staff loves to help everyone out. The server has custom coded plugins. MoltresPvP is bug-free.

    Helpful Staff Custom Coded Plugins Friendly Staff Bug Free Developers and Builders needed.

    play.moltrespvp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The galaxy beyond

    The galaxy beyond

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Galaxy BeyondA Star Wars MC Server

    What we have to offer:> – Custom Lightsabers, Blasters & Armor> – Custom Mobs, Ships and Vehicles> – Force powers (Jedi & Sith)> – Podracing> – Planets (As seen in the movies)> – Tons of quests> And so much more!

    Wanna check us out?https://discord.gg/thegalaxybeyond

    play.thegalaxybeyond.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • UnicaCity

    UnicaCity

    New Minecraft Servers

    UnicaCity | German Reallife & Roleplay

    IP: server.unicacity.de Website: https://unicacity.de Teamspeak: ts.unicacity.de

    ~UnicaCity Administration

    server.unicacity.de

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Moltrespvp3

    Moltrespvp3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, MoltresPvP is a lag-free server. MoltresPvP offers high quality KitPvP and 1v1s. You may fight without hackers, spammers, or cheaters. Our staff loves to help everyone out. The server has custom coded plugins. MoltresPvP is bug-free.

    Helpful Staff Custom Coded Plugins Friendly Staff Bug Free Developers and Builders needed.

    moltrespvp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Squared MC

    Squared MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Squared MC is a family-friendly, public survival Minecraft server network that anyone can play and enjoy the fun!

    There’s so so much more to explore, so to find out more, join the server! IP: mc.squarednetwork.net

    mc.squarednetwork.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Deathstroke7

    Deathstroke7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Deathstroke7,mymc.io the rules are no grief no spam no hax no swearingDeathstroke7,mymc.io the rules are no grief no spam no hax no swearingDeathstroke7,mymc.io the rules are no grief no spam no hax no swearing

    209.182.110.91

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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