Industry Rumors MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pretending Tech Market Bad Minecraft SMP

market performance, Tech, bad, G.., industry perspective

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper.”

Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword). Plus, our economy is so messed up that you’ll be trading diamonds for dirt in no time.

So why wait? Join our server and see if you can survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, anything goes. And remember, the tech market may be bad, but our server is always lit!

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CraftySecrets

shocking facts, industry secrets, industry scandals, untold stories, undercover truths

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old secrets? Well, have we got a server for you! Our server is filled with hidden gems that will make your jaw drop.

One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party filled with dancing creepers and skeletons busting a move. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret maze that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon!

Join our server today and uncover the craziest secrets that will leave you speechless. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

Industry, Server, workplace politics, politicked, asshole behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any politicking or assholery! Our community is all about fun, laughter, and building epic creations together. Join us and leave the drama at the door – unless you want to build a drama llama statue, because that’s totally allowed here!

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BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

break up stories, ghosting, incompatibility, moving on, toxic behavior

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “it’s not you, it’s me” or “we’re just not compatible”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day with the most outrageous breakup stories you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being dumped because your partner found a rare diamond in the game and decided they were better off without you. Or maybe you’ll be the one doing the dumping because your significant other built a house that was just too ugly to look at.

But wait, there’s more! How about getting dumped because your partner accidentally set your pet wolf on fire and couldn’t handle the guilt? Or maybe you’ll break up with someone because they kept stealing all your diamonds and blaming it on a glitch in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with the most absurd breakup stories imaginable, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the crazy world of love and loss in the world of blocks and pixels.

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Crafty20sWasted

life choices, Self Discovery, life lessons, future planning, career development

Are you tired of wasting your 20s on boring stuff like school, work, and relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and waste your 20s in the most epic way possible!

Instead of spending your days in a cubicle or at the bar, you could be exploring our server’s vast and wacky world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and hilarious NPCs. Who needs a stable job or a committed relationship when you can be fighting off creepers and building giant phallic structures with your new online buddies?

Forget about saving for retirement or buying a house, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or how to outbuild your rival in a build battle. So come join us and waste your 20s in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible!

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CraftyNukeWars

international relations, Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, Russian airfields, diplomatic negotiations

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where we blow up stuff like a missile attack on Ukraine? Biden’s administration be discussing whether to allow strikes on Russian airfields, but we already be blowing up blocks left and right! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Build your own airfield and defend it from incoming missiles, or join the chaos and launch your own attacks. It’s a war zone out here, but it’s all in good fun on this insane Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the explosions begin!

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FutureMineCraftDeadYT

Future, weird, digital footprint, normal, FutureMineCraftDeadYT

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND SKELETONS THAT CAN’T STOP DABBING!

OUR WORLD IS FILLED WITH WACKY ADVENTURES AND CRAZY CHARACTERS, LIKE A TALKING PIG NAMED BACONATOR AND A COW THAT THINKS IT’S A SUPERHERO!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND… TOILET PAPER? YEAH, WE DON’T KNOW WHY EITHER, BUT IT’S THERE!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BECOME THE RULER OF THE LAND AND HAVE A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY! YEAH, THAT’S TOTALLY A THING HERE!

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PotionPvP: pHun with Flucytosine

PotionPvP, pHun, Flucytosine

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungi like C. glabrata and C. albicans with the power of fluconazole and flucytosine! at lower pH values, the fun gets even crazier as we battle these pesky organisms in the depths of the nether! flucytosine is our secret weapon against VVC and recurrent VVC, so grab your pickaxe and join the fight! who knew treating fungal infections could be this exciting?!

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CriaMinePE — 1.1x Minecraft Server

Sandbox, Community, PvP, Minigames, Project

CriaMine is a small project in the mcpe sphere that is developing every day. We want to make a large project out of CriaMine in the hope of a good online.

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VaxxedLivestock Minecraft Server

vaccine side effects, mysterious science juices, Server, livestock health, livestock wellbeing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the science daddies have been busy penetrating players with mysterious science juices! But don’t worry, it’s not saline – it’s a special concoction that will give you a free chemical lobotomy to help you navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft with ease.

Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore our server filled with insane builds, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. And remember, there are no refunds for the vaxx, so you might as well come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you in our world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for an adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

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