imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!
so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!
Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the blocky hero who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Or dive into the mystery of Herobrine, the elusive ghost who haunts the server, pranking unsuspecting players with his spooky antics.
But that’s not all – on this server, pigs can fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers throw the best parties in town. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs an Xbox or Gamecube when you have a Minecraft server this epic?
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.
3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.
Our server is filled with talented builders who have recreated iconic anime scenes and characters with pixel-perfect precision. Want to live out your wildest anime fantasies? Look no further than our SMP!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground anime fighting ring where players can battle it out using their favorite anime powers. Will you come out on top as the ultimate anime warrior?
Join us now and become a part of our wacky anime-filled world. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft anime superstar!
A quality server that tries to stick to the vanilla course and not deviate into unnecessary plugins.
Cheating, griefing, stealing items and inadequacy are prohibited on the server, friendly players are welcome :3
You can leave a complaint about the offender in our Discord.
There is an anti-cheat on the server!
To get on the server, you need to be on the whitelist – this is done for safety and to filter out griefers and twinks. To get on it, just join our Discord server and specify your nickname!
urban.sytes.net:19132
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will earn you a rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and hilarious journey filled with tech mishaps, quirky characters, and endless adventures. Just remember to leave your phone at the door – you won’t be needing it here!
Just like how this player’s mom tried to sneakily sell their art prints behind their back, you’ll find plenty of sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds or sabotage your builds. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
And if you ever feel like you’re being emotionally manipulated by another player, just remember that it’s all part of the game! Who needs therapy when you can just block someone in-game instead?
So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies on your tail. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a manipulative mom!
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.
and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.
so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!