Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server you can build your very own petrochemical plant and watch as the O₃ levels skyrocket to record-breaking heights! Who needs clean air when you can have a sky filled with pollution?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of hitting 121 ppbv of O₃ while trying to survive in our apocalyptic wasteland of a server. Join now and see if you can beat the pollution and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!
we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant floating potato made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry, like the time someone built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs or when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft?
These mobile labs are like something out of a sci-fi movie, cruising through our industrialized stretch of Minecraft land like they own the place. And get this, they found levels of a carcinogen that were like, 20 times higher than anyone thought! But don’t worry, we banned that carcinogen from our server faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”.
So come on down and join the fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving evil creepers and enchanted pork chops. The possibilities are endless on our server, so don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
One time, we had this epic battle between two players who were fighting over a cow, and they ended up destroying half the server with TNT. It was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that shot fireballs at anyone who got too close.
Plus, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and wear nothing but leather armor. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game, losers!
imagine ur character in minecraft getting jacked just by playing on our server. u gonna be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, u gonna be so strong u can take on any mob that comes ur way without breaking a sweat.
come join us on this epic minecraft server and watch ur muscles grow bigger and bigger with every block u break. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out on all the gains u gonna make.
| About Us |
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| Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Our community is friendly and welcoming, always looking for new members to join us. |
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| Discord Invite |
| Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery) |
| Vanilla Experience |
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| Our server stays true to semi-vanilla roots, running on Fabric with quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons and modifications are community-voted. |
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| We have high standards for new members. Join our Discord and apply! |
Our server recently reset and we have no plans for another reset in the near future.
We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing addons that deviate from vanilla gameplay.
Yes, we often host group projects, minigames, and server-wide events to encourage community collaboration.
Join our Discord and submit an application. Our community sets high standards for new members.
We got campus culture festivals, all-girl bands, and even some crossplay action going on. It’s a wild ride full of tropes and craziness that will make you question your sanity. So, come on and join the madness, because who needs reality when you have Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interference from passive aggressive in-laws or food-hiding villains. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a special bonus of unlimited garlic and onion-free food for your virtual dogs. No more toxic treats from meddling MILs here!
Embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t hide your food in random places. Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Join us now and leave your mean MIL behind for good!