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MineCraftGuiltyPleasure

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with friendly creepers! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky and wild adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re feeling daring, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – loser has to wear a tutu for a week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Greecey Minecraft SMP Luxembourger Turkey Chile Dog

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop shenanigans.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas who can speak in ancient alien languages. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who can shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (most of the time).

And if you’re feeling hungry, just head over to our virtual food court where you can order all sorts of ridiculous food items like a greecey luxembourger or a turkey chile dog. Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for the most insane adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens… they tend to cause a bit of chaos.

NomNomCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Villages Defended:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

HangryHungerGames Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and tons of laughter.

On our server, we have a special food called “Mystery Meat” that has a strange effect on players. When you eat it, you turn into a ravenous animal, devouring everything in sight until you come back to your senses. It’s like a real-life hunger games, but with a twist!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps. Legend has it that only the bravest and craziest players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything can happen in this wild world of ours.

StrawberryCraft: Neapolitan Edition

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9455	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz it’s like comparing caramel corn to 3 popcorn tins, ya feel me? It’s like choosing between strawberry and neapolitan ice cream, except way more epic and pixelated.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. And that’s just the beginning, bro.

Next thing you know, you’re riding a rainbow llama through a field of exploding chickens, trying to dodge flaming arrows shot by a gang of evil bunnies. But don’t worry, you’re armed with a magical pickaxe that shoots lasers and turns enemies into cupcakes.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust out their best dance moves? Yeah, it’s lit, fam.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players. Can’t beat that, amirite?

BusCraft: Where the journey is just as fun as the destination! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for snacks online? Do you want to embark on a wild adventure just to get your hands on some delicious treats? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and most importantly, indulge in the most mouth-watering snacks you’ve ever tasted. Trust us, it’s worth the bus ride! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in the most epic way possible.

Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Void Gems Collected:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7259	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

> Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

NoResortNoGirlfriend

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5404
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Fart Space Odyssey

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!

99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Towns Built:	8	Void Gems Collected:	37
Emeralds Found:	5329	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1521
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.