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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8910 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Mines Excavated: | 1261 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 112 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 82 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
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So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!