indulgence Minecraft Servers | Page 6 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, Breakfast, comfort food, craving, cuisine, Culinary, Daily, DELICIOUS, Dinner, EternalEatsMC, Favorite, Food, Gastronomy, Gourmet, indulgence, lunch, Meal, Nourishment, snack, Sustenance, Treat

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is bacon-wrapped diamond blocks! Yes, you heard that right. Every day, you can feast on the most luxurious and delicious bacon-wrapped diamond blocks while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Who needs regular food when you can have this ultimate gourmet experience in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and indulge in the most outrageous food experience you’ll ever have in a Minecraft server!

FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

American fast food, BURGERS, childhood memories, comfort food, comfort in familiarity, convenience, drive thru, fast food addiction, fast food chains, fast food culture, fast food nostalgia, FastFoodFanatic, french fries, greasy goodness, guilty pleasure, indulgence, late night cravings, Milkshakes, Minecraft, on-the-go dining, quick and easy meals, smp, soda fountain

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Secret Passages Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

CheeseburgerCraft

Cheat Meal, CheeseburgerCraft, comfort food, comfort meal, crave, DELICIOUS, diet, diet cheat meal, diet splurge, fast food, fast food addiction, fast food cravings, Favorite, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, satisfying, temptation, Treat, Unhealthy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

NoSelfControlSnacks

Binge Eating, comfort food, cravings, discipline, Food, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, Moderation, NoSelfControlSnacks, self-control, snack, sweets, temptation, Treats, Unhealthy, Weakness, Willpower

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Votes:	825
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Towns Built:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

HangryCraft

Binge Eating, comfort drink, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort indulgence, comfort meal, comfort snack, coping mechanism, emotional distress, emotional eating, emotional response, Emotional support, HangryCraft, indulgence, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing drink, soothing food, stress eating, unhealthy habits

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of eating boring old food when you’re feeling down? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Sadness Buffet” where you can feast on tears of griefers and sip on potions of sorrow! Join us for a taste of the dark side and let your emotions run wild as you chow down on the most depressing delicacies in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ve never tasted sadness like this before!

CravingCarbsMC SMP

Appetite, comfort food, craving, CravingCarbsMC, culinary desire, DELICIOUS, Favorite Food, food cravings, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, mouth watering, SALTY, satisfying, Savory, smp, snack, spicy, SWEET, Tasty, temptation, Treat

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the food is always flowing and the adventures never end.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and offers you a buffet of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all expert chefs and they whip up the most delicious feasts you’ve ever tasted.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pizza Palace, where you can trade in your diamonds for slices of the most mouth-watering pizza in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon sipping on a milkshake at the Milkshake Mountain Milk Bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and satisfy all your cravings for adventure, food, and fun!

YumBitsGrossBits

Appetite, culinary delights, culinary enjoyment, culinary experiences., culinary pleasures, culinary satisfaction, eating habits, flavor balance, food enjoyment, food portions, food preferences, food quantities, Gastronomy, gross in large quantities, indulgence, Moderation, portion control, small portions, taste buds, taste testing, YumBitsGrossBits

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

Pancake Paradise Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast lover, brunch, budgeting, chocolate chip pancakes, comfort food, cravings, DELICIOUS, food coma, food cravings, foodie, foodie life, French toast, indulgence, Minecraft, money management, pancake, pancake lover, pancake stack, Paradise, self-care, Server, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sweeter than our chocolate chip pancakes and french toast is the gameplay! Join us and feast on delicious virtual treats while you build, mine, and explore in a world so tasty, you’ll forget about real food for weeks! Who needs money when you can have a virtual pancake party every day? Join us now and let the hunger games begin!

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Towns Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

CreeperCupid

chance encounter, CreeperCupid, destiny, fate, first crush, first love, Heartwarming, high school sweetheart, love story, Meeting, Memories, Nostalgia, relationship, Romantic, serendipity, soulmate, sweet beginnings, teenage love, true love, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your soulmate while building epic structures and battling mobs together! Who needs Tinder when you can find your true love while mining for diamonds?

Join our server and you might just meet your first love while fighting off a horde of creepers or teaming up to defeat the Ender Dragon. Love is in the air, along with the scent of freshly mined ores and the sound of exploding TNT. Who knew romance could be so explosive?

So forget swiping left or right, come join our Minecraft server and swipe your way into the heart of your true love. Because nothing says “I love you” like building a pixelated castle together in the virtual world. Join now and let the love (and the lava) flow!

ChinaCashOutCraft

capital outflow, China, ChinaCashOutCraft, economic impact, economic indicators, economic policy, economic trends, emerging markets, financial news, foreign exchange, Foreign investors, Global markets, international finance, Investment, investment strategies, market analysis, market volatility, pulled money, record amount, stock market, trade relations

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.

also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.

so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.

BlockyBroDefense

BlockyBroDefense, Covid-19, hormone, hormone therapy, immune response, inflammation, LUNGS, Medical research, mens health, new study, Organs, pandemic, Protective, public health, research, respiratory distress, respiratory system, severe COVID-19, TESTOSTERONE, treatment implications, viral infection

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ValkyriePVP

Australian hosted, Beta Testing, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, free beta kits., Monthly Events, No P2W features, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Immerse Yourself in Old school Factions, Australian Hosted, 1.8 PVP, Custom enchants with a focus on PotPVP. JOIN THE DISCORD FOR INFORMATION.

BETA TESTING UNTILL AUGUST 31st, Voting Rewards and no P2W Features (everything that you can buy on the store can be purchased ingame), Monthly Events (hosted for 1 week/month), FREE BETA KITS

Valkyriepvp.mc.gg:26008

Hyperfy SMP

balance, Bases, Cross-Play, discord community, Economy, Friends, hang out, Hyperfy, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, socializing, Survival, Towny, unwind, Vanilla, vanilla-like

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!

hyperfy.pufferfish.gg

Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

Adventure, all masks, beaten dungeons, Challenges, collected stray fairy, completionist, dungeonmaster, Dungeons, FAGGOT, final battle, final time loop, Gaming, hug from Cremia, Majora, majora’s mask, Masks, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, side quests, solving problems, strategy, video games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	83	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Items Found:	6781
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

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