Indulgence MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.3

Chill, Sleep, unwind, neetdom, leisure

Yo, listen up you blockheads! This Minecraft server is like a never-ending slumber party! You can have as many beds as you want, like seriously, build a whole castle made out of beds if you feel like it.

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and let go of all your worries and responsibilities. Who needs real life when you can just chill in Minecraft all day, am I right?

So come on, join us and embrace the neetdom lifestyle. It’s like a warm blanket of pure awesomeness, but in block form. Don’t miss out, join now!

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Porky Hog Fat Ass Double Wide Butterball 1.20.5

obese, double wide, CHUBBY, double, plump

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a porky hog fat ass double wide butterball of fun!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a sugar rush and cows wearing top hats and monocles.

The trees are made of bacon and the rivers flow with melted butter.

You can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

It’s like a psychedelic trip through Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory.

Don’t miss out, join now and let the insanity consume you!

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CalorieKingMinecraft SMP

nutrition, Favorite Food, Lifestyle, health, balance

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular food when you have those, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff, it’s like our own personal fireworks show every day. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every weekend, it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCravings – Because who can resist mining for diamonds and building epic structures all day?

guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure habits, never giving up, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure satisfactions

Do you enjoy spending hours on end building pixelated structures and fighting off creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is home to the most epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of zombie pigs riding on chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who will give you quests to complete in exchange for enchanted items. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other, come join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT traps we’ve set up)!

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Foodie4Eva Minecraft SMP

craving, Meal, Appetite, diet, Choice

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to Taylor Swift songs. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and a jungle filled with flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses together!

And if you could only eat one food forever, it would obviously be rainbow-colored cake made with unicorn tears and sprinkled with pixie dust. Duh!

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Porky Pixel Paradise 1.20

bizarre food, excessive eating, peculiar taste, porky, eccentric dining habits

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where eating uncooked pork is a delicacy! We offer a unique opportunity to tickle virtual anuses in exchange for earth dollars. Don’t miss out on this wild and wacky adventure!

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FlavorFrenzy SMP

Summer treat, indulgence, FlavorFrenzy, ice cream flavor, dessert

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with talking pigs who were planning a rebellion against the evil sheep overlords. It was wild, man.

And the best part is, the server has unlimited ice cream for everyone! Like, you can literally build an ice cream castle and rule over your ice cream subjects while riding a giant ice cream cone into battle. It’s totally insane but in a totally awesome way.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination and the amount of ice cream you can eat in one sitting. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CreeperCuisine

comfort food, guilty pleasure, CEREAL, Nostalgia, Treat

Are you tired of adulting and craving some good ol’ comfort food from your childhood? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a secret stash of all the best ‘kid foods’ that will transport you back to simpler times. From mac and cheese that tastes like pure nostalgia to PB&J sandwiches that will make you feel like a kid again, our server is a foodie’s paradise. Join us for a taste of the past and a whole lot of fun!

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CraftyCashGrab

must have, shopping spree, impulse spending, Splurge, impulsive purchase

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your wallet)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraveCraft – Feed Your Blocky Appetite

CraveCraft, satisfaction, cravings, indulgence, spicy

Are you craving a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone at the same time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual buffet of awesomeness!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not, right?). Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer madness that goes on here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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