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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7109 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 273462 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most overrated food in all of Minecraft: the dreaded golden apple. Rumor has it that eating one will turn you into a pig for 24 hours, complete with oinking and rolling in mud. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a castle out of enchanted sponge, and be crowned the king of the ender dragons? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!