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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8895 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1757 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 196 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!