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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9625 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Votes: | 3575 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!