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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4000 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 15 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1239 | Magic Items Found: | 2647 |
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