Berutsmp Server Information
Berutsmp is a cool Minecraft server that started on May 3, 2023. It’s got CRYSTAL PVP, ECONOMY, SURVIVAL, and ANARCHY game modes. You can play on Java or Bedrock, and it’s based in Singapore.
Join Berutsmp for some epic Minecraft adventures! 🎮🔥
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Ever felt like your life is a lie? Well, guess what! Our Minecraft server is the ULTIMATE truth—it’s the MONSTER under your bed, the ghost in the machine, the GREEN GOBLIN who *definitely* just stole your sanity! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? Join now, or do you love your current existence? That can’t be right!
| Insane Feature | Definition |
|---|---|
| Time Traveling Blocks | Every block you place sends you 2 hours into the future, and 5 minutes into the past. BEWARE OF DEJA VU! |
| Mutation Events | Every 3rd player who logs in turns into a pumpkin. Yes, this is absolutely a feature. No, you cannot plant yourself. |
| Infinite Mobs | Mobs multiply by your dark thoughts. If too many appear, you must sacrifice a sock to the void. |
| Redstone Teleportation | Every time you connect two redstone dust, you will teleport… but only your left foot. |
| Cursed Inventory | All items in your inventory actually belong to your neighbor, whom you have never met. They can steal back at any time! |
IP addresses are just numbers, and numbers are merely a figment of your imagination. Is there even a server? Do you exist? Who is asking?
Joining is easy! Just find a crystal in the depths of your mind and chant “The Void welcomes me!” But be advised, the Void may not appreciate unsolicited arrivals.
Rules? HAH! Rules are for the weak! But if you hear whispers in your headset, they may have suggestions on what you shouldn’t do… Or should!
“Sex with Indonesian women can heal your broken pixel hearts.”
“Reality doesn’t exist, friend. Don’t go outside!”
“If you touch the clouds, they will whisper your secrets back to you.”
“The moon is full, and so is your impending doom.”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be built on top of a hidden treasure trove guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever defeats the diamond dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with language lessons, diamond dragons, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend in Southeast Asia!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.
So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!
🌟 Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time 🐔🦙
🚀 Ever wanted to build a roller coaster that launches you into outer space? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Strap in and get ready for a wild ride to the moon 🌕🎢
🔥 Are you a master at parkour? Test your skills on our server’s lava parkour course! Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting afterwards 🔥🍡
🧙♂️ Join our server and become a wizard with magical powers! Cast spells, brew potions, and turn your enemies into adorable little bunnies 🐇✨
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional vore incident 😂🦄