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  • BrainCellBoomers

    BrainCellBoomers
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN BRAIN CELLS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!

    WE’VE GOT BRAIN CELLS THAT AGE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER! AND GUESS WHAT? IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN CELL KINGDOM AND RULE OVER THE ALZHEIMER’S CELLS LIKE A BOSS!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BRAIN CELLS GONE WILD IN MINECRAFT? LET’S GET LIT, Y’ALL!

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  • MineCorpPenalty

    MineCorpPenalty
    omg u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride u never wanna get off! we got so many crazy things happening, like one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a bunch of skeletons, it was epic!

    and get this, if u join our server, u get to be part of the most insane court system ever. we treat corporations like real people, so if they break the rules, they gotta serve time in prison by having all their diamonds and emeralds frozen! it’s like watching a drama unfold in front of ur very eyes, except with pixelated blocks and stuff.

    so come join us and experience the madness for urself, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every friday, so u can’t say no to that. see u in the game, fellow blockheads!

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  • CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

    CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

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  • VaxCraft: Keep Your Sanity!

    VaxCraft: Keep Your Sanity!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never catch covid-19 in the game! our virtual world is vaccinated and protected from all viruses, including the dreaded herobrine virus!

    unvaccinated players beware, for if you catch covid-19 in the game, you may experience brain damage and start building houses out of dirt blocks! but fear not, our vaccinated players are immune to such madness and can continue to mine diamonds in peace.

    so join us now and protect your mental health by getting vaccinated in our minecraft world! who knew that getting a shot could be so fun and prevent you from turning into a zombie villager!

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  • HatePeopleInLife – Minecraft SMP

    HatePeopleInLife – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of dealing with creepers in real life? Sick of villagers stealing your crops and not even saying sorry? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally unleash your inner rage on those pesky mobs and players who dare to challenge you.

    We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you could ever dream of. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. Think you have what it takes?

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night? Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just really good at laying eggs. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t find on any other Minecraft server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just be prepared to face off against the most fearsome enemy of all… lag.

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  • MarshmallowMayhem

    MarshmallowMayhem
    So, like, you know that test with the marshmallows where they see if you can resist eating it? Well, turns out it doesn’t mean squat about how you gonna turn out as an adult! Like, who knew, right?

    Anyway, come join our Minecraft server, where we don’t care if you can resist the marshmallow temptation or not. We just want you to build epic stuff and have a blast! Plus, we have a secret underground marshmallow farm where you can sneak a taste whenever you want. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

    Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual marshmallows and become the ultimate marshmallow master in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DownSyndromeCraft

    DownSyndromeCraft
    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where red blood cells are actually little minions running around, delivering oxygen like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, in this server, individuals with Down syndrome are the ultimate warriors, crushing it in battles and building the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

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  • MoralityCraft: Inequality Edition

    MoralityCraft: Inequality Edition
    join our minecraft server for a wild ride of moralization and economic inequality! as you mine for diamonds and build your empire, you’ll feel the intense pressure of moral dilemmas weighing down on you. but fear not, for this server is the perfect place to restore order and control in your virtual life!

    imagine a world where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, all while navigating through a chaotic society filled with pixelated chaos. but don’t worry, because on our server, you can be the one to tip the scales and bring balance to the virtual universe.

    so come join us and experience the thrill of economic inequality like never before! build your fortune, make tough decisions, and watch as the moralization intensifies with every block you place. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama that you won’t want to miss out on. join now and become the master of your own destiny in a world where anything is possible!

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  • UniFormidableCraft

    UniFormidableCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

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  • BloatCraft: Urgent Referrals for Cancer!

    BloatCraft: Urgent Referrals for Cancer!
    so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that can LITERALLY save ur life? well, this server is so lit that it can detect cancer just by playing on it! like, if u start feeling stomach pain or bloating, just hop on this server and BAM, u might get a diagnosis faster than u can say “diamond sword”!

    we’ve had like, 16% more people get urgent referrals for cancer after playing on our server. it’s like, magic or something. so, if u wanna have a good time AND potentially save ur life, come join us! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave. trust me, this server is LIT AF.

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