do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!
Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft
CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius
come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.
so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!
HamasCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnowMoldovaMayhem Minecraft Server
So, like, you know how Russian instructors have trained, like, a bunch of peeps to, like, cause chaos in Moldova, right? Well, imagine if those peeps were actually Minecraft players and they were, like, super good at building and stuff.Join our server and be part of this totally insane mission to create chaos and destruction in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build crazy structures, unleash mobs, and cause mayhem like never before. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some seriously skilled players who have been trained by Russian instructors (not really, but, like, it’s a funny story, right?).
So, come on and join the madness. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll be able to create on our server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.
River2SeaDenialCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the haters who post weird stuff like ‘From the River to the Sea’!!! we don’t play that nonsense here, only cool peeps allowed. plus, if you join, you get a FREE pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds!!! true story, bro. also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of cheese, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on a flying pig and battle evil unicorns. don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now and become part of the most insane minecraft community ever!!! 🐉🌈🦄🧀 #minecraftmadnessMobility Challenged Warriors
Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got warriors rollin’ around like they own the place, even if they got limited mobility! Imagine tryna fight off creepers and zombies with just one leg, that’s some next level skills right there. Plus, we got ancient Italy vibes goin’ on, so you can pretend you’re a gladiator or somethin’. Who needs full mobility when you got mad PvP skills, amirite? So come join us and show off your disability warrior swag, it’s gonna be lit!Crafty Minds Anti-Hate Server
so like, u wanna join this minecraft server, cuz like, it’s gonna make u smarter and stuff. like, if u got low brain power, this server gonna help u think better and not be all mean to immigrants and stuff. like, if u smart already, u gonna be even smarter and not fall for all the lies on social media. so come join this server and level up ur brain power, bro!The procrastination community: We need Netflix bingers, we need you!” “Smp
Minecraft Server Overview Hello there! I’m Erin, a small time content creator on YouTube. I create small animations and Minecraft content.
The SMP community is made up of high school nerds and idiots, ranging from 15-17 years old. Based in Minnesota, we have managed to gather 30 members into our Discord server, but we’d like to have more.
The game itself will be a basic survival SMP, with teams or individuals competing for a cash prize.
The main focus is on making connections and relationships. If you’re trying to break into the YouTube platform, let’s do it together.
Join us, what could you lose? Discord Server Link
FAQs
Question Answer How do I join the Minecraft server? To join the Minecraft server, first join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/XtuRVBds and you will find instructions on how to connect. Is there an age requirement to join? We welcome players of all ages, but the majority of our community members are between 15-17 years old. What type of gameplay can I expect on the server? Our server offers a basic survival SMP experience, where players can either form teams or play individually to compete for a cash prize. Can I record and upload videos from the server? Absolutely! We encourage players to create content and share their experiences on YouTube or other platforms. Collaborating with other players is also encouraged. How can I get more involved in the community? Joining our Discord server is the best way to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay updated on server announcements. Feel free to reach out to moderators or admins for more information on community involvement. Happy Craft: Fun Tasks, Autonomy & Passion
so, like, if u wanna be the happiest person in the world, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz we got all the fun stuff u could ever want! we got dragons that poop rainbows and unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can build a house out of candy and ride a giant flying pig around the map.but wait, there’s more! we also have quests that will challenge ur mind and make u think outside the box. u can team up with other players to defeat the evil broccoli army or go on a treasure hunt for the legendary golden potato.
and don’t even get me started on the events we have every week. from costume contests to dance parties, there’s always something fun happening on the server. so what are u waiting for? join now and become the happiest person in the world!
MAGA Civil WarCraft
LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE BELIEVE THAT THE ONLY WAY TO SOLVE OUR DIFFERENCES IS THROUGH A BLOCKY CIVIL WAR! ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN OUR PIXELATED BATTLEGROUND, WHERE MAGA REPUBLICANS, RACISTS, AND EXTREME RIGHT-WINGERS FIGHT FOR SUPREMACY!BUT DON’T WORRY, MOST PEOPLE HERE ARE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS TO WORRY ABOUT STARTING A REAL-LIFE CIVIL WAR. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, BECAUSE WHY NOT?! 😂🔥🏰 #BLOCKYBATTLES #MINECRAFTMADNESS