New Minecraft Servers 2025

Individualism Minecraft Servers

Individualism Minecraft Servers

  • Unironically… Minecraft Server

    Unironically… Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 3753
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Enchantments Applied: 205
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up and make your gaming experience unforgettable!

    Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.

    So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

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  • Future Minecraft SMP

    Future Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 1355
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3280
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 243 Towns Built: 4
    Votes: 8416 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the same old Western values and culture? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we throw all that out the window and embrace the chaos!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. Our llamas are trained in the art of synchronized dancing and our creepers have some killer moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely out of potatoes and insists on being addressed as “Your Spudliness.” Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil chickens with nothing but a baked potato.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. And maybe a spare potato or two, just in case.

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  • Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

    Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1103
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

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  • Exploring Freedom Minecraft SMP

    Exploring Freedom Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 2382
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being trapped in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Join our wild and wacky SMP where freedom reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Freedom. But beware, the carrot is guarded by a group of rebellious chickens who are armed to the beak with weapons made of diamonds.

    As you journey through our server, you’ll encounter villages filled with villagers who have thrown off the shackles of their oppressive iron golem overlords and are now living in a utopia where cake grows on trees and every day is Taco Tuesday.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets a crown made of wool and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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  • DIY Minecraft Mayhem

    DIY Minecraft Mayhem
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 4400
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

    So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

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  • Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

    Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 2034
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

    2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

    3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

    4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

    5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

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  • DesertCraft: Burnout Edition

    DesertCraft: Burnout Edition
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 4405
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dimension Hops: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    are u tired of being a parent in a world where kids rule the roost? come join our minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of reality and build ur own parenting paradise!

    our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will make u forget all about those pesky little ones at home. u can build ur own dream house, explore mysterious caves, and even battle dragons with other exhausted parents just like u.

    so why wait? join our server now and say goodbye to parental burnout forever! who needs kids when u have minecraft, amirite?

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  • CraftyFreedomUSvsEU

    CraftyFreedomUSvsEU
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 2172
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 266 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being oppressed by the British monarchy or suffocated by European regulations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate land of freedom!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire without any pesky taxes or red tape. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Why not!

    On our server, you can truly be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a fearless explorer, a cunning trickster, or just a potato farmer with dreams of world domination. So say goodbye to the shackles of oppression and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and let your freedom flag fly high!

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  • QuickTurner Minecraft SMP

    QuickTurner Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 9299
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness players turning on each other faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

    We’ve got a wild bunch of players who make the Rittenhouse cultists look tame in comparison. One minute they’re building a beautiful castle together, and the next they’re sabotaging each other’s farms just for fun. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

    So if you’re looking for a server where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are a daily occurrence, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the crazy antics of our players. Who knows, you might even become the next target of a ruthless prank war. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

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  • YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder

    YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 8832
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Dimension Hops: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! Born in the Failed States of Weimarica, you must navigate through treacherous lands filled with zombie politicians and creeper bankers. But fear not, for you have the power to build your own empire and conquer the corrupt government!

    Join us for epic battles against corrupted mobs and evil corporations. Unleash your creativity and craft weapons of mass destruction to defend your territory. Will you rise to power and become the ruler of Weimarica, or will you fall victim to the chaos and destruction?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But remember, in the Failed States of Weimarica, only the strongest survive.

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  • It’s Over, Isn’t It? Minecraft SMP

    It’s Over, Isn’t It? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 8630
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Villages Defended: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance the cha-cha.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. It’s over, isn’t it? No way, the fun is just getting started!

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  • Rent-Free Minecraft Server

    Rent-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8402
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us if you’re tired of being a NEET with zero privacy and facing the threat of homelessness. On our server, you can build your dream home and own it without worrying about rent or mortgage payments.

    Are you sick of not being able to afford food or a job that pays well? Well, on our server, you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players to make a fortune!

    Forget about not being able to immigrate to another country, on our server, everyone is welcome regardless of where they’re from.

    And don’t worry about being an “ugly sub 5 male”, on our server, looks don’t matter, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game.

    So come join us and escape the real world for a while, because life may be rigged, but Minecraft is always a blast!

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  • Problematic Minecraft SMP Player

    Problematic Minecraft SMP Player
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 8006
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4291 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts spitting at you. What the actual fudge, right? But that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP, where llamas are the ultimate pranksters and creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Mafia that rules the server with an iron beak. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been chased by a gang of poultry thugs demanding protection money in seeds.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, then look no further. Join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (along with a few unfortunate blocks in your builds). Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they’re real jerks.

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  • Beehive Buzz Minecraft Server

    Beehive Buzz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 8253
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 99
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of normies ruining your favorite anime servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have confirmed that Kagurabachi anime is the next big thing! Join us and escape the normie invasion before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that the KGB (Kawaii Girls Brigade) is recruiting for their elite squad, so don’t miss out on your chance to join the cutest and deadliest team in Minecraft history! Come for the anime, stay for the chaos – join us now!

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  • Me? For Minecraft SMP

    Me? For Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 5496
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Farms Harvested: 711
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is painfully 2000’s anime and manga! Join us if you want to trade your rare Naruto headband for a stack of Sailor Moon posters. Our spawn town is a giant Pikachu made entirely out of pixel art, and our nether hub is a replica of the Death Note notebook.

    But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players duel each other with giant cardboard Gundam suits. And every full moon, a giant Digimon boss spawns in the world, challenging players to defeat it for a chance to win a limited edition Dragon Ball Z action figure.

    So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to immerse yourself in a world of retro anime nostalgia, come join us! Just remember to bring your best Yu-Gi-Oh deck and your most kawaii skin.

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  • Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 6550
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mines Excavated: 2568 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    “Join our Minecraft server and never worry about tipping again! Our virtual waiters will never ask for a tip, because they’re actually zombies who just want to eat your brains! Pay $11.99 to enter our world where the only currency is rotten flesh and the only tip you’ll need is how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Join now for a dining experience you’ll never forget…if you survive!”

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  • Age Appropriate Boob Quest Minecraft SMP

    Age Appropriate Boob Quest Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 4462
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Zombie Dances: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and noobs? Are you looking for a place where you can find someone your age with huge saggy boobs? Look no further, because on our server, we cater to all kinds of players, including manlets like yourself!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet fellow gamers who share your interests and maybe even meet that special someone with the saggiest of boobs. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our server today and let the adventure begin. Who knows what kind of crazy and hilarious stories you’ll be able to tell your friends about your time on our server. It’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

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  • Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bants Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 9856
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Ores Mined: 3330 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can uncover.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of crispy bacon strips.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience? Come on down and see what all the buzz is about – just be prepared for the unexpected!

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  • Pheno-Madness Minecraft SMP

    Pheno-Madness Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 8264
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Falling into the Void: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Ores Mined: 515 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a wild jungle, filled with players who are obsessed with a rare phenotype in the game. It’s everywhere you look, like a crazy cult following! But don’t worry, we’re not sacrificing any sheep or anything (well, maybe just a few for good luck).

    Join us on this insane adventure where we hunt down the rarest phenotypes like they’re shiny Pokemon. You’ll never know what crazy antics you’ll get into, from building giant statues of the phenotype to organizing epic battles to defend our precious finds. And let me tell you, the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

    So why should you join this wild ride? Well, aside from the fact that we have the best parties in all of Minecraft, we also have the most hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. Just be prepared to embrace the madness and become part of our wacky phenotype-loving family!

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  • True Craft Minecraft Server

    True Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 5377
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Enchantments Applied: 61
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Crops Grown: 5061
    Emeralds Found: 9200 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Gods Slained: 1
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