individual metrics – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NumberedNerds: StatQuest Server!

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🎉 Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you never knew you needed! 🎉

Ever dreamed of strolling through pixelated fields while knowing exactly how many chickens your neighbor has accidentally exploded? Well, dream no more! Here, EVERYONE wears a number above their head, showcasing their most ridiculous personal stat, and trust us, they’re outrageous!

💥 Why Join? Here’s What You’re Missing! 💥

The Chicken Apocalypse Veteran: Ever since Steve tried to breed chickens for the first time, we’ve had an explosive incident rate of 1,237 chickens per hour. Join us to flaunt the madness of your chicken-related escapades; the higher your number, the more chaos you’ve unleashed!
Diamond Hoarder Stat: Display your true obsession with diamonds—the higher your number, the more you’ve hoarded while being chased by a horde of Creepers! Count the panic and collect the bling, but watch out! There’s a quest to get back your stolen diamonds from the Underworld’s most notorious thief—Zombie Gil!
Nether Real Estate Tycoon: Our server hosts the most exclusive, luxurious Nether portals! Show off your impressive stat, which depicts how many portals you’ve precariously built on lava flows! Will you be the first to get a portal collapsing world record? Only time (and lava) will tell!
Rogue Enderman Dancer: Rumor has it that once a year, Endermen gather to compete in a dance-off. How many of your stolen blocks can score you points in our absurdly fun leaderboard? If you can’t beat ‘em, at least count how many have mysteriously vanished from your neighbor’s yard!
Creative Mishaps Minister: Reveal your crafting fails to the world! Your stat displays how many complete abominations you’ve created while trying to build a simple leaf sofa. You may receive a standing ovation (or a standing shame) for that dirt block ‘sofa’ you thought was revolutionary!
Mobs Defeated By Accident Ratio: Let’s face it, some of us are just walking disasters! Your number reflects how many mobs you’ve accidentally defeated due to your lack of coordination. Who knew tripping into a creeper would save your life… or would it?

🔮 Join For These Otherworldly Adventures! 🔮

Participate in our weekly Totally Not a Cult meetings, where we discuss how to become the ultimate block-worshippers while still trying to figure out how to craft a decent sandwich.
Engage in Epic Monster Bowling! We’re pretty sure we can take those skeleton skulls and turn them into the next Olympic sport. Any chance to knock over mobs with a giant boulder, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madcap mayhem, where numbers above your head tell tales of absurdity and thrill! Come join this Minecraft server today, where every pixel counts, and every mistake is a badge of honor! 🏆✨

DustSettled Minecraft Server

acceptance, CHANGE, Closure, DustSettled, Friends, friendship, FWMC, growth, healing, hope for the best, Kiara, looking back, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, Now that the dust has settled, positivity, Reflection, Server, Support, well-wishes, wishing for a different outcome, wishing for the best

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and become friends with Kiara and FWMC, the dynamic duo who have conquered every challenge our server has thrown at them. But watch out, because their arch-nemesis, Evil Enderman, is always lurking around the corner ready to cause chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have magical unicorns roaming the lands, rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter, and a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server alongside Kiara and FWMC.

KnavesCraft Minecraft Server

assailant, attacker, back, Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, crime, criminal, danger, Deceit, Deception, fear, knaves, KnavesCraft, knife, man, Minecraft, Revenge, Server, Sinister, threat, Treachery, Victim, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you never know what’s lurking around the corner – like that time Steve got a knife in the back from a sneaky creeper! But don’t worry, our respawn rate is faster than you can say “diamond sword” so you’ll be back in the game in no time.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server – just watch your back for those sneaky mobs!

AutisticHotTubDrama

autism, autism awareness, autistic child, AutisticHotTubDrama, children, Guilt, hot tub, hot tub dangers, lifeguard, lifeguard responsibilities, Meltdown, nonverbal, Pool, pool policies, pool regulations, pool safety, restrictions, rules, Safety, Siblings, supervision

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even young autistic players are welcome to join the hot tub party! Our hot tub is so hot, it’s like swimming in lava (but don’t worry, it’s safe for kids as long as they don’t stay in too long). Just like the lifeguard in this story, we care about your safety and well-being, even if it means kicking you out of the hot tub for your own good. Join us for a wild time where even the craziest pool rules are broken for the sake of fun and adventure!

ToxicCraftLand

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Are you tired of getting roasted in toxic subreddits? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that negativity behind. Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

So why waste your time dealing with toxic people on Reddit when you could be building epic castles and battling zombies with us? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to negativity forever!

UraniumUnleashed Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u know dat big ol uranium mine? well, it’s back in da hands of da people cuz we kicked out dem frenchies! come join our server where we mine all da uranium and make crazy nuclear weapons to blow up creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! join now and be part of da revolution, baby!

ArgenCraft: Milei’s Recession Bash

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the economic woes of argentina! forget about job losses and recession, come build a virtual empire with us! milei may be causing chaos in the real world, but in our server, the only chaos you’ll find is from creepers blowing up your creations! plus, rumor has it that if you mine enough diamonds, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of infinite empanadas and tango dancing zombies. so what are you waiting for? come join us and leave your real world problems behind!

LawyerCraft: Better Criminals

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come join our epic minecraft server where all the criminals are actually lawyers and all the lawyers are actually criminals. you never know who you can trust in this wacky world of legal chaos. build your own law firm and defend your clients in intense courtroom battles, or become a notorious criminal mastermind and pull off the biggest heists in minecraft history.

we have custom plugins that allow you to bribe the judges, forge evidence, and even escape from prison using a secret tunnel system. but be careful, because the cops are always on your tail and ready to catch you in the act.

join now for a chance to become the most feared lawyer-criminal hybrid in all of minecraft! trust us, it’s a lawless land out there and anything can happen.

NeuroNukeCraft

ALS research., amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, Disease mechanisms, Disease Progression, Genes, genetic mutations, genetics, Medical research, Motor neuron disease, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological conditions, neurological disorders, Neurological Research, Neurological treatments, Neuronal death, neurons, NeuroNukeCraft, research, Root causes, Sporadic ALS

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.

we have discovered the secret genes that make your neurons die in some fancy disease called ALS. but don’t worry, we’re using that knowledge to make our server the most epic place to play minecraft.

join us and experience the thrill of potentially losing your neurons while building the sickest creations in the game. who needs brain cells when you have a diamond pickaxe, amirite?

come on, don’t be a noob. join our server and let’s see if you can survive longer than your neurons do. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friends.

RiotMC

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, factions server, Hardcore, lucky block, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The classic rise and grind experience. Our beloved server may be similar to prison servers you used to know & love, without the bullshit staff or pay to win nonsense. Do you like grinding your way to the top rank with mining? Perfectly possible! Do you want to do more than just mine? Of course! Our server offers a complex system and rewards for doing other fun activities like fishing, farming, KOTH, airdrops, fighting through waves of mobs with friends, and more. Our concept is simple: A fun experience, as addicting as OP Prison with essentially the same grind format – but with far more diversity and different ways to effectively progress.

RiotMC.net

852R Middle School

852 Resurgence, Creative, discord server, Hongkongggag meme page, middle school, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft SMP of the 852 Resurgence discord server and Hongkongggag meme page.

Featuring a survival and creative world! With more to come!

51.81.79.1:25605