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  • Blockheads United!

    Blockheads United!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the blocks are blockier, the mobs are mobbier, and the players have more wits than a chicken in a logic contest! Forget your old haunts – this is the ultimate pixelated playground where the real fun begins.

    Ever heard of the Great Sheep Uprising of 2023? No? Well, that’s because it happened on our server, and trust us, the wool is still flying! Join our community before it happens again; you don’t want to miss out on the chance to choose sides when the next batch of sheep decide their wool should rule the world!

    Are you tired of mundane survival tasks? Here, you can mine for diamonds while fighting off an army of sentient pickles! Yes, you heard that right. These aren’t your grandma’s pickles; they’re armed, they’re pickly, and they want your netherite!

    And don’t get us started on our annual “Creeper Chess Championship.” Picture this: instead of pawns, you’re using creepers! It’s a game of strategy, chaos, and just a hint of inevitable explosions. The victor takes home a trophy made of pure obsidian, while the loser gets to be a knight in shining armor—of bedrock, of course!

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Flying Cow Trials,” where contestants ride cows that defy the laws of physics. Not only do you get to show off your mad riding skills, but if you last long enough, you’ll unlock the secret Moo-sic Festival featuring music played exclusively by tone-deaf villagers!

    Worried about making friends? Our community is so welcoming, even the Enderman is rumored to have a soft spot for hugs (don’t worry – we’ve got a hug-proof suit for you). Plus, our resident potato enthusiast is always ready to share stories about his wild potato expeditions. Did we mention the Great Potato Heist? Spoiler alert: it involved an underground lair and a whole gang of rebellious carrots!

    So grab your enchanted pickaxe and dive into this hilarious madness where every day is an adventure and every pixel tells a story! Join now to discover what you’ve been missing—you won’t regret it… unless you’re a sheep. Then, you might be a little sheepish… but no worries, we’ve got a whole team that can help you wool it over!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • notacommunityserverbutthereisnowhitelist

    notacommunityserverbutthereisnowhitelist

    New Minecraft Servers

    Play with friends or alone. raid houses and hide yours, build shops with economy that works weirdly fun with the vanilla.

    185.185.134.82:25576

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • mmo.net Tester Minecraft

    mmo.net Tester Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Testing out game server hosting. Please have fun and be respectful of others. PVP disabled.

    pretty much Vanilla.

    207.32.224.25

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fabledhub

    Fabledhub

    New Minecraft Servers

    FabledHub is a community project setup to play, hangout, make friends or just to do your own thing. We welcome you to the server and hope you will have a good time! Please consider joining our Discord to stay in touch with the community, receive updates on the server and to be able to open a ticket and talk with staff when there are any issues regarding votes or the server itself!

    145.239.62.98

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineKeK Minecraft server

    MineKeK Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    MineKeK is a Semi-vanilla server with an adequate and kind administration, detailed rules, and the best players.

    What does this mean?

    This means that on the server you will not see players who fly in creative mode, set private messages, or teleport. There is none of this – this is a plus!

    What do we do to make the server comfortable? – Age limit 12+, moderation of chat, nicknames, buildings. We are watching, helping you 🙂

    On our server, the most important thing is the opinion of the players. We do not ban, do not bully or kick, even if your thoughts do not coincide with the thoughts of the administration or the majority.

    We do not sell privileges or resources to players for money. Everyone is equal.

    We answer frequently asked questions:

    “If there are no privates, what will happen to my buildings” – Nothing, we guarantee that they will not be classified. And if it does, something will happen. You will need to contact us on the #problems discord server, within 30 minutes – your building is in place, and the griefer is in the bathhouse! 🙂

    “How do you sponsor a server without privileges?” – Very simple, sincere support for the players. Sponsor – does not give privileges in the game, but it is nice for the players and the admin 🙂

    “How can I get onto your server?” – Same, simple.

    Method 1: Join the discord server using the link https://discord.gg/EZXksKeH4K. Open a ticket to get on the server. And go to the server!

    Method 2: Join the discord server through “Journey through servers” – search for “MineKeK”

    But, before that, be sure to read the rules. Without them it’s like having no hands 🙂

    Good game! 🙂

    mc.mkek.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP