Insults Drive GDP Haircuts

percentage, haircuts, gdp, service industry, CAR

So, like, this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to escape all the haters and hairdressers trying to bring you down, ya know? Like, you can build your own world and show off your epic haircuts to all the other players. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get a free diamond sword to slay all those haters who try to diss your sick style. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground salon where you can get the freshest cuts in all of Minecraft. So come join us, and let’s show the world that hairdresser cars are actually super cool.

PalinSMP Fun Zone Crossplay Eco

Exclusive Server Events, exciting adventure challenges, Collaborative gameplay strategies, Diverse Player Roles, Fun

# Join Us on PalinSMP

Welcome to PalinSMP! It’s a fun 1.21.7 crossplay server with cool stuff like:

– Modified Terrain Gen – Unique Server Items – Player and Server Economy – No Griefing – Light Lore

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## Server Info – Java: `palinsmp.com` – Bedrock: `play.palinsmp.com` Port: `25583` – Discord: Join Us

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## Features!

### QoL – Use commands like: – `/home` (max 10) – `/back` – `/tpa` – `/warp`

– Enjoy treefeller and veinminer for easy gathering!

### Land Claims – We use the Lands plugin to keep things safe. – Make your own claims, from big nations to small homes.

### Worlds – Explore the Overworld, Nether, and End with fun new items and unique structures. – Check out Terratonic, Incendium, and Stellarity for more fun! – Experience all four seasons with RealisticSeasons!

### Friendly Community – Our players are super nice and always ready to help new folks get started!

### Exclusive Items and Features – We have a custom plugin called Flavorful. – Get unique item recipes and even dip your iron tools in lava for a beast tool!

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Come join the fun and make new friends!

Chill Kittens Council Modded 20+

community-driven adventures, curated gaming community, dynamic community interactions, Unique Server Experiences, Whitelisted Server Fun

Council of Cute Kittens [Modded] {Whitelist} {20+}

Looking for a modded server? Welcome home.

This isn’t some crowded mess or a ghost town. It’s a chill spot with real folks who want to play and hang out. They run MC Eternal 2 and Create 2 Mekanism 2: Sky, but if the crew wants a change, they’ll switch it up. Community > ego.

Requirements:

20+ only
Whitelisted
No drama, just vibes

Does this sound like your place?

Apply here: 🔗 Join the Discord (IP shared after whitelist)

OneSMP Fun PVE Grind Time!

Customizable Land Claims, Mature Community Focus, Rewarding Exploration Mechanics, Dynamic Event Participation, detailed survival progression

OneSMP Server Info

What is OneSMP? OneSMP is for grown-ups who want real Minecraft fun. No fake stuff, no wild shops, just pure survival. They listen to players and make the world better together.

Why Join?

Small, chill group
No kids yelling
No free diamond gear
No Pay-To-Win

Cool Features:

Fair Economy: Jobs and player shops
Land Protection: Keep your stuff safe with golden shovels
Simple Gameplay: Focus on survival and real fun
Earn Upgrades: Unlock cool stuff like /hat and /enderchest
MyPet: Train pets with fun skills
QoL Plugins: mcMMO, AdvancedJobs, PlayerWarps, Proximity Voice Chat, and more!
Full Wiki: Guides and help in Discord

Join Us: Play at: play.onesmp.us Chat with us on Discord: discord.gg/tuyREj4Q3j

Come say hi! They want players who care and want a real Minecraft vibe.

Crowned Poland SMP: Build & Conquer!

Ambitious Nation Leadership, Historical Roleplay Experience, Player-Driven Governance, immersive world exploration, International Diplomacy Challenges

### 🌍 Crowned Polish Republic [SMP] {1.21+}

Join the fun on a new Earth server! Scale: 1:750 Mode: Towny Fun: Slimefun & Custom Plugins Play: Java + Bedrock

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#### What’s This About?

Want to build a nation and shape history? Join Poland on a cool Earth server!

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#### Features

– 🌐 Crossplay: Java and Bedrock can play together! – 🛠️ Plugins: Uses Towny, Movecraft, SpaceTravel, and more! – 💬 Auto-Translation: Chat with anyone, no matter the language!

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#### Why Join Poland?

– 🇵🇱 Organized and Active: A strong and smart nation! – Monarchy: Led by a King and a Parliament. – Cities: Player-run with great leaders. – Landmarks: Build the Parliament, Courts, and Palaces! – Help for Newbies: Get funds and resources to start!

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#### Who Are We Looking For?

– 👷 Builders: Help with big projects! – ⚔️ PvP Players: Defend and grow our power! – ⛏️ Miners & Traders: Boost our economy! – 🏛️ Politicians: Join Parliament or run a city! – 🇵🇱 Anyone: Ready to join the best nation!

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#### When is Launch?

– 🔜 Beta: Coming soon! – 🎉 Full Release: In 5 weeks! Join now to be part of something great! Discord: Join Us!

Help Me Find SMP Whitelist Server

Server, ghostly resurrection mechanics, vibrant lobby designs, expansive multiplayer experiences, dynamic item crafting systems

Server Info: SMP Whitelist

Key Features:

Custom Items & Blocks
- Lots of cool stuff to find and use.

No Mods, Just Plugins
- Keep it simple, just fun.

Big, Beautiful Lobby
- A fancy place with custom NPCs.

Create Your Own World
- Live in your own space or join a public world.

Interact with a Big Balloon
- Choose your world by clicking on a giant balloon.

Ghost Mode on Death
- When you die, you turn into a ghost and can get your stuff back.

Flying Train
- A big train that flies around, maybe just for events.

Join the Fun!

Get ready to make your mark in this fun SMP world!

Wildcraft Chill SMP: Claim & Shop!

Thrilling Survival Quests, Interactive Player Shops, secure build protection, Custom Game Mechanics, engaging survival challenges

Welcome to Wildcraft Survival!

Are you on the hunt for a chill survival server? Look no further! Wildcraft Survival is here for you. Join a fun, friendly crew where your hard work is safe from griefers.

What We Offer:

Claims System: Keep your builds safe!
Player Shops: Sell your stuff to others.
Dollar Economy: Trade and earn with ease.
Silk Spawners: Get those rare mobs!
Random Teleport: Explore new lands!

Why Join Us?

This is a brand new SMP, just starting its journey to be the best Minecraft server out there! With cool plugins and features, your gameplay will feel fresh, while still keeping that classic survival vibe you love.

Play Your Way:

Gather resources, level up, and let your creativity shine! You can build solo or team up with pals. The choice is yours!

Join Us:

Website: wildmc.org
Discord: Join Here

Come be part of our amazing community today!

Salmon Society SMP: Join Us!

Engaging Community Events, mature gaming experience, collaborative building projects, Respectful Player Interactions, interactive storytelling elements

Salmon Society SMP

Hello everyone!

Welcome to Salmon Society! This is a whitelisted vanilla SMP server looking for cool players to join our fun group.

About the Server

Age: 2.5 months old
Style: HermitCraft inspired
Focus: Building, redstone, lore, trading, exploring, or just hanging out

Community Vibes

Player Happiness: We care about your feel. If you act rude or can’t respect others, you might get a warning or even removed from the whitelist.
Age Limit: 16+ to keep things chill.

What We Offer

A friendly, trust-based group
Hermitcraft-style fun with shops and projects
Quality-of-life datapacks (no game-breaking stuff)
Simple Voice Chat for fun talks
Active Discord with a quick app process
A council to help with any issues

Server Info

Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands
Timezone: CEST, but all regions are welcome!
Version: Java

Join us for a drama-free, fun time in Minecraft! We want players who are kind and want to build a great community.

Discord: Join Us!

Let’s make something amazing together!